Pirates (Edited Version) (2005)

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In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil.
Rating:
R
Genre:
Action & Adventure , Comedy , Romance
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Audience Reviews for Pirates (Edited Version)

½

This is the kind of soft core you see on Skinamax, but with slightly better acting than softcore pornography. There were boobs, some ridiculus plot, fake boobs, fake sex, real looking graphics and sets, fake outfits... I suppose compared to themed, adventurous porn, this was entertaining?

Michael Florentine
Michael Florentine

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world.

Ken Stachnik
Ken Stachnik

Super Reviewer

½

LMAO!!! Well, all I can say, is...that my hubby liked it alot! lol...Was intriguing to watch, and I can't believe they had this movie here. But, here it is...

Donna Dawson
Donna Dawson

Super Reviewer

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