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  • Jack Sparrow: Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.


  • Jack Sparrow: We're not free yet, love.


  • Cutler Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
    Elizabeth Swann: And what is?
    Cutler Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
    Elizabeth Swann: Then perhaps we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.
    Cutler Beckett: I'm listening. [Held at gunpoint]... I am listening intently.


  • Jack Sparrow: No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!


  • Davy Jones: Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you an escape.


  • Davy Jones: Damn you Jack Sparrow!


  • Jack Sparrow: Hello beastie.


  • Davy Jones: There are no survivors.


  • Davy Jones: You owe me your soul.


  • Norrington: Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here? Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax. Jack Sparrow: You smell funny! Elizabeth Swann: Jack!
    Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
    Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
    Jack Sparrow: You smell funny!
    Elizabeth Swann: Jack!


  • Davy Jones: I am the sea.


  • Gibbs: Jack is a god in human form!!!!
    Gibbs: Jack is a god in human form!


  • Davy Jones: Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?


  • Cutler Beckett: The immaterial has become... immaterial.


  • Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone!


  • Pintel: You know you can't read.
    Ragetti: It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
    Pintel: Pretending to read the Bible's a lie.


  • Davy Jones: One soul is not equal to another.


  • Jack Sparrow: What did the bird say?!?
    Jack Sparrow: What did the bird say?


  • Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, then give it back.
    Jack Sparrow: No. My jar of dirt !
    Jack Sparrow: No. My jar of dirt!


  • Jack Sparrow: Where's the poom poom?!
    Jack Sparrow: Where's the poom poom?


  • Jack Sparrow: Save me.


  • Davy Jones: Welcome to the Flying Dutchman.


  • Davy Jones: Do you fear death?


  • Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt, i've got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it?
    Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it?


  • Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.


  • Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!


  • Jack Sparrow: Where's the thump thump?


  • Elizabeth Swann: Everything you said to me was a lie?
    Jack Sparrow: Pretty much.


  • Jack Sparrow: 'Ello beastie.


  • Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!


  • Davy Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?


  • Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!


  • Elizabeth Swann: Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!


  • Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
    Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
    Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key?
    Jack Sparrow: Now you're not making any sense at all.


  • Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?


  • Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?
    Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano. Worth at least four, maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention, he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?


  • Gibbs: Mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all.


  • Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!


  • Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
    Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
    Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!
    Tia Dalma: Then it helps.


  • Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone?... Oh... that's why.
    Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
    Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh, that's why.


  • Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.


  • Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?...I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
    Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream? I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.


  • Jack Sparrow: No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!


  • Davy Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow...


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