The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

2008

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

Critics Consensus

This Veggietale should please the youngest crowds, but the silly script will tire the more discerning viewer.

41%

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Total Count: 34

61%

Audience Score

User Ratings: 79,569
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Movie Info

Garrrrr! Working at the Pieces of Ate Dinner Theater is less than exciting when you're a busboy. For three moping misfits--Elliot, Sedgewick and George (Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape)--all they dream of is the day when they can ditch their dishrags and take stage to star in the big pirate show. But with Elliot's timidity, Sedgewick's laziness and George's lack of self-confidence, it seems as if the day to prove who they really are will never come. Things are about to change when a mysterious ball drops from the sky and lands at the unlikely seafarers' feet. A "Helpseeker" sent from the past in search of heroes, the artifact sets in motion a series of events that drags the friends back to the 17th century--and into the belly of certain danger. "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" must each face their fears--becoming unlikely heroes in a battle to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant and themselves from living the life of common couch potatoes.

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Cast

Phil Vischer
as George/Sedgewick/Willory/Sir Frederick/Mr. Hibbing
Mike Nawrocki
as Elliot/Pirate Jean Claude Pea/Theater Foe/Pirates
Cam Clarke
as Robert the Terrible/The King
Yuri Lowenthal
as Alexander
Alan Lee
as Blind Man/One-Eyed Louie
Cydney Trent
as Bernadette
Megan Murphy
as Madame Blueberry
Jim Poole
as Pirate Scooter Carrot
Tim Hodge
as Jolly Joe/King's Ship Officer
Drake Lyle
as George Jr./Rock Monster Boy
Ally Nawrocki
as Lucy/Rock Monster Boy
Sloan Yaborough
as Photographer
Joe Spadaford
as Jacob Lewis/Stubb Pirate Overboard/Coward
John Wahba
as Dungeon Guard/Pirate with Dummy Sidekick
Colleen Curtis
as Theater Customer Woman
Brian Roberts
as Steadfast Soldier/Theater Customer Man/Pilot
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Audience Reviews for The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

  • May 18, 2014
    Its a great time for the kids, but thats about it.
    Bradley W Super Reviewer
  • Feb 07, 2011
    good fun for childeren, but lets be honest, the only thing keeping people watching is the pirates and THE GIANT FREAKING ROBOT DRAGON
    Michael E Super Reviewer
  • Sep 13, 2008
    good stuff... very funny... very well done, great story, lots of funny moments, good morals and character...
    Mondo M Super Reviewer
  • Jan 11, 2008
    It's "Galaxy Quest," but with salad. More than a little surreal, and slightly snarky.
    William G Super Reviewer

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