The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Reviews

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Top Critic
Luke Sader
Hollywood Reporter
January 11, 2008
Pirates scores with adventure, humor and a morality tale rather than a standard biblical message.
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher
January 11, 2008
[A]n attack by Cheetos dentata... is deeply unsettling in a way I'm not sure a children's movie is supposed to be...
Todd Hertz
Christianity Today
January 11, 2008
Imparts the Bible-inspired storytelling parents and kids have come to expect from VeggieTales in a less obvious but as-fun-as-always package
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Kevin B. Lee
Slant Magazine
January 10, 2008
Pirates is a film whose insipid, generic plainness is its worse offense.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine
January 10, 2008
Is it a coincidence or an animator's inside joke that the veggies' innocent smiles of joy look exactly like Cartman's when he enters a room of Cheesy Poofs?
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Justin Chang
January 10, 2008
This second bigscreen adventure from the popular VeggieTales franchise should easily win over tots with its reliable menu of silly songs, easily digestible morals and wholesome (if not always fresh) produce-based characters.
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John Anderson
Washington Post
January 10, 2008
Clever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique.
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Gene Seymour
January 10, 2008
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything has just enough unassuming cleverness to keep you from checking your watch while the little people in your company get wrapped up in the color and clamor.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
January 10, 2008
The film offers plenty of kid-level humor (as well as a few references adults will pick up on), a decent story and, as you might guess, a positive message.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Ethan Alter
Film Journal International
January 10, 2008
What is missing from the film is any spark of imagination.
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Ed Gonzalez
Village Voice
January 8, 2008
Humorless, incoherent, and ugly as sin.
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Drew Toal
Time Out
November 17, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Dave White
April 4, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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