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  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Aubrey: Get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat!


  • Fat Amy: I'm vertical running... I'm vertical running!!!


  • Lilly: What happened last year? And do you guys want to see a dead body?


  • Lilly: i did a term at county
    Lilly: i did a term at county.
    Lilly: I did a term at county.


  • Lilly: I was born with gills like a fish.


  • Aubrey: (coach starting to stop) What the hell?
    Aubrey: What the hell?
    Fat Amy: Umm, It's pretty cool actually. I think we're just runnin' out of gas.
    Aubrey: Well, that can't be. You just filled the tank.
    Fat Amy: Yeah, I did. And, yeah maybe I didn't, because I got hit by flying Mexican food.


  • Fat Amy: -I’m an open book. I mean, for God’s sake you guys all call me Fat Amy. See, I guess I’m just not really living if I’m not 100% honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia.
    Fat Amy: I'm an open book. I mean, for God's sake you guys all call me Fat Amy. See, I guess I'm just not really living if I'm not 100% honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia.


  • Fat Amy: You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters. Okay let's just smash this.


  • Fat Amy: Well, atleast it's not herpes... Or do you have that as well?
    Fat Amy: Well, at least it's not herpes or do you have that as well?


  • Gail: The Barton Bella's went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a Capella group.
    John: And what group was that, Gail?
    Gail: The Minstral Cycles John.
    John: Well, that's an unfortunate name.


  • Chloe: I have nodes. I am living with nodes. But I am a survivor, but I have to pull back because I am limited. Because I have nodes.


  • Jesse: You want me to go get you lunch? Maybe you should lay off the hamburgers; you won't be twenty-two forever.
    Luke: [lifts up shirt to reveal a six-pack] I think I'm good.
    Luke: I think I'm good.
    Beca: He's good [turns to Luke] Your good
    Beca: He's good. You're good.


  • Justin: If I could sing a lick, in any human possible way I would, but I can't and I hate myself everyday because of it
    Justin: If I could sing a lick, in any human possible way I would, but I can't and I hate myself every day because of it.


  • Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!!!


  • Aubrey: Acca-scuse me?
    Fat Amy: Acca-believe it!


  • Chloe: This ginger needs her jiggle juice.


  • Gail: Oh! Sexy man splits!


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Let's remix this business!


  • Jesse: I told you, endings are the best part.....
    Jesse: I told you, endings are the best part.
    Beca: You're such a weirdo.


  • Bumper: You girls, are awesome....-ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves.
    Bumper: You girls, are awesome-ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves.


  • Fat Amy: (Music ends...) Fat Amy: Crushed it.


  • Donald: Whenever you're ready dude.
    Cynthia Rose: [shakes head, pulls off cap]
    Donald: Hmm...Not a dude. [turns to Bumper] She's not a dude.


  • Bumper: You are probably the most disgusting human being I've ever seen.


  • Bumper: Sisters before misters
    Bumper: Sisters before misters.


  • Stacie: He's a hunter.
    Beca: You call it a dude?


  • Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!


  • Lilly: Hi my name is Lilly Onakuramara, I was born with gills like a fish.


  • Aubrey: Hands in acca-bitches!


  • Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!
    Beca: That's my dick.


  • Chloe: Oh! Yeah, I'm pretty confident about... *gestures to her body* all of this.


  • Jesse: You're one of those acapella girls, I'm one of those acapella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable
    Jesse: You're one of those acapella girls, I'm one of those acapella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.


  • Aubrey: Fat Amy, What are you doing?
    Fat Amy: I'm horizontal running.


  • Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
    Donald: That's adorable.


  • Bumper: HAMMER TIME!


  • Fat Amy: You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave.


  • Fat Amy: Feel the fat power!


  • Chloe: That song is my jam... My lady jam...


  • Fat Amy: I shouldve taken that whole cardio tip more seriously....
    Fat Amy: I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously...


  • Benji: Thank you! Performing live gives me such a rush!


  • Fat Amy: You guys are going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.


  • Bumper: You guys awesome-ly horrible.I hate you. Go kill yourselves.Girl power.
    Bumper: You guys awesome-ly horrible. I hate you. Go kill yourselves. Girl power.


  • Bumper: So I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
    Fat Amy: I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.


  • Beca: I mean, you're welcome
    Beca: I mean, you're welcome.


  • Fat Amy: its gods way of punishing you for being a ginger
    Fat Amy: God punishing you because you're a ginger.


  • Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys.
    Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going... Let's be honest.
    Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going... Lesbihonest.
    Cynthia Rose: Well, for the last two years I've had a serious gambling problem.
    Fat Amy: What?!
    Beca: What?!
    Cynthia Rose: It started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
    Fat Amy: Whoops! There it is...!
    Denise: [Quietly] I still love you...


  • Aubrey: Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!


  • Fat Amy: "Alright bitch, no need to shout!"
    Fat Amy: Alright bitch, no need to shout!


  • Fat Amy: I'm going to milk that cabbage patch kid.


  • Fat Amy: Release the kraken!
    Fat Amy: The kraken has been unleashed.


  • Fat Amy: Sometimes I have the feeling that I can do crystal meth but then I think, mmm, better not.


  • Fat Amy: I've been shot!


  • Aubrey: Acca-excuse me?
    Aubrey: Aca-scuse me?
    Fat Amy: Acca-believe it.
    Fat Amy: Aca-believe it.


  • Lilly: (Sigh) thank god. I asked for a bathroom break hours ago...
    Lilly: [sigh] thank god. I asked for a bathroom break hours ago...
    Aubrey: Nothing. I hear nothing.


  • Fat Amy: (Cough) slut.
    Fat Amy: [cough] Slut.


  • Chloe: What's your name?
    Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
    Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.


  • Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!
    Beca: That's my dick!


  • Chloe: You were singing titanium, right?
    Beca: You know David Guetta?
    Chloe: Have I been living under a rock? Of course I know him. That's my jam. It's my lady jam.


  • Fat Amy: 'Scuse me bitch, you didn't need to shout
    Fat Amy: 'Scuse me bitch, you didn't need to shout.


  • Fat Amy: Maybe I didn't because I got hit by flying Mexican food.


  • Jesse: You're an Aca-Girl, and I'm an Aca-Boy and we're going to have Aca-Children. It's inevitable.
    Beca: Would you pass a sobriety test right now?


  • Lilly: I set fires to bring me joy.


  • Lilly: Wanna see a dead body?


  • Fat Amy: Les-be-honest.


  • Fat Amy: That's not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate.


  • Fat Amy: I've been shot!


  • Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish you like a cheesecake!
    Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!


  • Aubrey: What are you doing?
    Fat Amy: Horizontal running....
    Fat Amy: Horizontal running...


  • Fat Amy: Ya, don't put me up for cardio
    Fat Amy: Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.


  • Jesse: You want me to go get you lunch? Maybe you should lay off the hamburgers; you won't be twenty-two forever.
    Luke: (lifts up shirt to reveal a six-pack) I think I'm good.
    Luke: [lifts up shirt to reveal a six-pack] I think I'm good.
    Beca: He's good.


  • Chloe: I have nodes
    Chloe: I have nodes.
    Beca: What are nodes?
    Aubrey: Vocal nodules
    Aubrey: Vocal nodules.
    Fat Amy: Atleast it's not herpes, or do you have that as well.
    Fat Amy: At least it's not herpes, or do you have that as well.


  • Fat Amy: I'm going to finish him like a cheese cake!


  • Lilly: I set fires to feel joy
    Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb...


  • Aubrey: Acca-xuse me
    Aubrey: Acca-xuse me.


  • Fat Amy: Your going to get pitch slapped so hard, you're man boobs are going to cave in.
    Fat Amy: Your going to get pitch slapped so hard, you're man boobs are going to concave.
    Fat Amy: You're going to get pitch slapped so hard, you're man boobs are going to concave.


  • Fat Amy: Excuse me bitch, you don't have to shout.


  • Fat Amy: Whoomp there it is!


  • Fat Amy: Acca-awkward!


  • Bumper: I get the feeling that we should kiss... I mean is that a good feeling or, like, a wrong feeling?
    Fat Amy: Wellll, sometimes i feel like i could do crystal meth but then i think, hmm, better not.
    Fat Amy: Wellll, sometimes I feel like I could do crystal meth but then I think, hmm, better not.


  • Beca: I can't concentrate until you cover your junk.


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