Pitch Perfect Quotes

  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin i?n the womb.


  • Aubrey: Get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat!


  • Fat Amy: Enter quote here..I'm the best singer in Tasmania......with teeth.


  • Fat Amy: I'm vertical running... I'm vertical running!!!


  • Lilly: What happened last year? And do you guys want to see a dead body?


  • Bumper: HEY AMY, SABOTAGE!!


  • Benji: I'm Benji, you must be Jesse
    Jesse: And you must be kidding


  • Lilly: i did a term at county
    Lilly: i did a term at county.
    Lilly: I did a term at county.


  • Lilly: I was born with gills like a fish.


  • Aubrey: (coach starting to stop) What the hell?
    Aubrey: What the hell?
    Fat Amy: Umm, It's pretty cool actually. I think we're just runnin' out of gas.
    Aubrey: Well, that can't be. You just filled the tank.
    Fat Amy: Yeah, I did. And, yeah maybe I didn't, because I got hit by flying Mexican food.


  • Fat Amy: -I’m an open book. I mean, for God’s sake you guys all call me Fat Amy. See, I guess I’m just not really living if I’m not 100% honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia.
    Fat Amy: I'm an open book. I mean, for God's sake you guys all call me Fat Amy. See, I guess I'm just not really living if I'm not 100% honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia.


  • Fat Amy: You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters. Okay let's just smash this.


  • Fat Amy: Well, atleast it's not herpes... Or do you have that as well?
    Fat Amy: Well, at least it's not herpes or do you have that as well?


  • Gail: The Barton Bella's went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a Capella group.
    John: And what group was that, Gail?
    Gail: The Minstral Cycles John.
    John: Well, that's an unfortunate name.


  • Chloe: I have nodes. I am living with nodes. But I am a survivor, but I have to pull back because I am limited. Because I have nodes.


  • Beca: I mean your welcome


  • Jesse: You want me to go get you lunch? Maybe you should lay off the hamburgers; you won't be twenty-two forever.
    Luke: [lifts up shirt to reveal a six-pack] I think I'm good.
    Luke: I think I'm good.
    Beca: He's good [turns to Luke] Your good
    Beca: He's good. You're good.


  • Justin: If I could sing a lick, in any human possible way I would, but I can't and I hate myself everyday because of it
    Justin: If I could sing a lick, in any human possible way I would, but I can't and I hate myself every day because of it.


  • Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!!!


  • Aubrey: Acca-scuse me?
    Fat Amy: Acca-believe it!


  • Aubrey: Acca-scuse me?
    Fat Amy: Acca-believe it!


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Cynthia Rose: zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom


  • Cynthia Rose: zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom


  • Jesse: "I'm not drunk, your just blurry."


  • Donald: DONALD:Heres a real question. Whoes easier to sleep with captin america or great white shark?
    Bumper: BUMPER: great white shark


  • Fat Amy: *Fake Cough* Slut


  • Chloe: This ginger needs her jiggle juice.


  • Chloe: This ginger needs her jiggle juice.


  • Gail: Oh! Sexy man splits!


  • Bumper: you guys were awesome...ly horrible, I hate you kill yourself's, GIRL POWER!


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
    Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.


  • Beca: Let's remix this business!


  • Jesse: I told you, endings are the best part.....
    Jesse: I told you, endings are the best part.
    Beca: You're such a weirdo.


  • Fat Amy: lesbi-honest


  • Fat Amy: horizontal running


  • Bumper: You girls, are awesome....-ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves.
    Bumper: You girls, are awesome-ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves.


  • Fat Amy: (Music ends...) Fat Amy: Crushed it.


  • Chloe: SHIT!!


  • Donald: Whenever you're ready dude.
    Cynthia Rose: [shakes head, pulls off cap]
    Donald: Hmm...Not a dude. [turns to Bumper] She's not a dude.


  • Stacie: Wait... On three or after three?!


  • Bumper: You are probably the most disgusting human being I've ever seen.


  • Fat Amy: aaaahhhhh- ahhhhhhhha-awwwwwww


  • Fat Amy: We're gonna pitch slap you so hard that your man boobs are will concave.
    Fat Amy: Woop there it is.
    Fat Amy: I'VE BEEN SHOT
    Fat Amy: Give me the pointy weapon, I wanna shove it up his butt.
    Fat Amy: Aca-believe it.
    Fat Amy: Sometimes I have a feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think mm, betta not.


  • Fat Amy: My name is not Fat Amy, it's actually Fat Patrica.


  • Bumper: Sisters before misters
    Bumper: Sisters before misters.


  • Fat Amy: I can do modern dance, olden dancing and mermaid dancing.


  • Stacie: He's a hunter.
    Beca: You call it a dude?


  • Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!


  • Fat Amy: I wont be long....I'm just going to pump and dump


  • Fat Amy: Her nodes, her nodes.


  • Lilly: Hi my name is Lilly Onakuramara, I was born with gills like a fish.


  • Fat Amy: Excuse me bitch, there's no need to shout.


  • Aubrey: Hands in acca-bitches!


  • Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!
    Beca: That's my dick.


  • Fat Amy: Well it did take us a little bit by surprise AUBREY: yeah a lot of surprise Weeell, a little


  • Chloe: Oh! Yeah, I'm pretty confident about... *gestures to her body* all of this.


  • Jesse: You're one of those acapella girls, I'm one of those acapella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable
    Jesse: You're one of those acapella girls, I'm one of those acapella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.


  • Fat Amy: Your gonna get pitched slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna concave


  • Aubrey: Fat Amy, What are you doing?
    Fat Amy: I'm horizontal running.


  • Aubrey: Fat Amy, What are you doing?
    Fat Amy: I'm horizontal running.


  • Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
    Donald: That's adorable.


  • Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going. Lesbehonest


  • Bumper: HAMMER TIME!


  • Fat Amy: Excuse me bitch, You don't need to shout.


  • Fat Amy: You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave.


  • Bumper: [Taken from the Gag Reel] So Bellas, what boring estrogen-filled set have you prepared for us this evening?
    Fat Amy: What we’re gonna do is gonna be so much better than what you dudes are gonna squirt out of your man boobs.
    Bumper: You have no idea how many breasts I’ve signed. Three. Three pairs.
    Fat Amy: You have no idea how many, uhmm, ball sacks I’ve had to sign.
    Bumper: You sign ball sacks?
    Fat Amy: They’re like, ‘Hey Fat Amy, so talented and a better soloist than Bumper, sign my ball sack!’
    Bumper: They said that specifically, you’re a better soloist than Bumper, sign my ball sack?
    Fat Amy: Yeah.


  • Fat Amy: Feel the fat power!


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Fat Amy: Iâ??m an open book. I guess, Iâ??m just not living unless Iâ??m being 100% honest â?¦ Except my names Fat Patricia


  • Chloe: That song is my jam... My lady jam...


  • Donald: that's adorable


  • Donald: when ever you're ready dude
    Cynthia Rose: uh hi my name is Cynthia rose
    Donald: it's not a dude not a dude


  • Donald: here's a real question who would be easier to sleep with captinamerica or a great white shark


  • Fat Amy: Im sideways running
    Fat Amy: I'm sideways running.


  • Fat Amy: "I´m Vertical Running"


  • Jesse: -mouths- You're going down!
    Beca: -mouths back- I don't care


  • Bumper: you guys are awesomly horible ,kill yourselves ,girlpower sisters before mistersm


  • Chloe: I have nods
    Fat Amy: At least its not herpes, or do you have that as well?


  • Fat Amy: I should've taken that whole cardio tip more seriously...


  • Fat Amy: I shouldve taken that whole cardio tip more seriously....
    Fat Amy: I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously...


  • Benji: Thank you! Performing live gives me such a rush!


  • Fat Amy: I'm really...Fat Patricia


  • Fat Amy: At least it's not herpes.... Or do you have that as well?


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Fat Amy: You guys are going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.


  • Bumper: You guys awesome-ly horrible.I hate you. Go kill yourselves.Girl power.
    Bumper: You guys awesome-ly horrible. I hate you. Go kill yourselves. Girl power.


  • Bumper: So I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
    Fat Amy: I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.


  • Beca: I mean, you're welcome
    Beca: I mean, you're welcome.


  • Fat Amy: I sometimes think I can do crystal meth, but then I think, hmm, better not
    Fat Amy: Ive just been shot!
    Fat Amy: Don't put me down for cardio
    Fat Amy: Its not just Amy, Its Fat Amy
    Fat Amy: Im like super good at bikini car washes


  • Fat Amy: its gods way of punishing you for being a ginger
    Fat Amy: God punishing you because you're a ginger.


  • Chloe: aca - scuese me


  • Fat Amy: "Sometimes I have a feeling I can do crystal meth and then I think to myself... umm better not."


  • Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys.
    Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going... Let's be honest.
    Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going... Lesbihonest.
    Cynthia Rose: Well, for the last two years I've had a serious gambling problem.
    Fat Amy: What?!
    Beca: What?!
    Cynthia Rose: It started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
    Fat Amy: Whoops! There it is...!
    Denise: [Quietly] I still love you...


  • Aubrey: Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!


  • Fat Amy: "Alright bitch, no need to shout!"
    Fat Amy: Alright bitch, no need to shout!


  • Fat Amy: Les be Onest


  • Fat Amy: I'm going to milk that cabbage patch kid.


  • Fat Amy: Release the kraken!
    Fat Amy: The kraken has been unleashed.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Fat Amy: You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.


  • Bumper: "When you went off stage and were off key I wanted to kill you!"


  • Fat Amy: Sometimes I have the feeling that I can do crystal meth but then I think, mmm, better not.


  • Fat Amy: I've been shot!


  • Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling?
    Fat Amy: Sometimes I have a feeling I could do crystal meth, but then I think "Hmmm... better not."


  • Fat Amy: My names not Fat Amy...It's Fat Patricia!!


  • Aubrey: Acca-excuse me?
    Aubrey: Aca-scuse me?
    Fat Amy: Acca-believe it.
    Fat Amy: Aca-believe it.


  • Fat Amy: Lesbi-honest.


  • Beca: You got a little something behind your ear
    Fat Amy: Leave it. It fuels my hate fire.


  • Bumper: I have a feeling that we should kiss...is that a good feeling? Yes?
    Fat Amy: Sometimes I think i could do crystal meth but then i think, ehh better not.


  • Fat Amy: My real name is Fat Patricia.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Lilly: (Sigh) thank god. I asked for a bathroom break hours ago...
    Lilly: [sigh] thank god. I asked for a bathroom break hours ago...
    Aubrey: Nothing. I hear nothing.


  • Aubrey: Aca-scuse me?!


  • Fat Amy: (Cough) slut.
    Fat Amy: [cough] Slut.


  • Cynthia Rose: Did you get a bitch?


  • Lilly: What happened last year?
    Chloe: I'm sorry, what?
    Lilly: (A little louder) What happened last year? Do you guys wanna see a dead body?


  • Bumper: Hey! It's Fat Amy! *Throws burrito*
    Fat Amy: *Gets hit by burrito* I'VE BEEN SHOT!!


  • Beca: Kimmy Jin is my friend.
    Kimmy Jin: No.


  • Aubrey: Acca - xuse me
    Fat Amy: Acca - Believe it


  • Chloe: What's your name?
    Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
    Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.


  • Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!
    Beca: That's my dick!


  • Chloe: You were singing titanium, right?
    Beca: You know David Guetta?
    Chloe: Have I been living under a rock? Of course I know him. That's my jam. It's my lady jam.


  • Fat Amy: 'Scuse me bitch, you didn't need to shout
    Fat Amy: 'Scuse me bitch, you didn't need to shout.


  • Fat Amy: Maybe I didn't because I got hit by flying Mexican food.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb,


  • Fat Amy: You're gonna get pitch slapped so hard your man boobs are gonna concave.


  • Fat Amy: Whoop there it is


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Beca: You have something on your ear.
    Fat Amy: Leave it... it fuels my hate fire.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Fat Amy: I'm leaving it there, it fuels my hate fire.


  • Chloe: I have nodes.
    Fat Amy: It's just God punishing you for being a ginger!


  • Fat Amy: (in reguards to food behind her ear) No, leave it. It fuels my hate fire.


  • Fat Amy: You're going to get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are going to concave.


  • Jesse: You're an Aca-Girl, and I'm an Aca-Boy and we're going to have Aca-Children. It's inevitable.
    Beca: Would you pass a sobriety test right now?


  • Bumper: You guys are awesome...ly horrible i hate you all GIRL POWER!!


  • Lilly: I set fires to bring me joy.


  • Lilly: Wanna see a dead body?


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Fat Amy: Les-be-honest.


  • Fat Amy: My name's actually Fat Patricia.
    Fat Amy: My name isn't really Fat Amy it's Fat Patricia.


  • Fat Amy: I think I may have forgotten to refill the tank when i was hit by flying mexican food...


  • Fat Amy: You're going to get pitch-slapped so hard your man boobs will cave in.


  • Aubrey: You call yourself fat Amy?
    Fat Amy: Yeah, so bitches like you don't do it behind my back.


  • Fat Amy: That's not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate'


  • Fat Amy: That's not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate.


  • Fat Amy: I've been shot!


  • Gail: Nothing makes a girl feel more like a woman than a man who sings like a boy.


  • Fat Amy: Jewish Boys: "Shalom!" Fat Amy: "that's not a real word. Keep trying."


  • Kimmy Jin: Beca : kimmy jin is my friend , Dad Kimmy jin : No im not


  • Kimmy Jin: Beca : kimmy jin is my friend , Dad Kimmy jin : No im not


  • Kimmy Jin: Beca : kimmy jin is my friend , Dad Kimmy jin : No im not


  • Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish you like a cheesecake!
    Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!


  • Fat Amy: i have been shot!!!


  • Aubrey: What are you doing?
    Fat Amy: Horizontal running....
    Fat Amy: Horizontal running...


  • Fat Amy: Ya, don't put me up for cardio
    Fat Amy: Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.


  • Jesse: You want me to go get you lunch? Maybe you should lay off the hamburgers; you won't be twenty-two forever.
    Luke: (lifts up shirt to reveal a six-pack) I think I'm good.
    Luke: [lifts up shirt to reveal a six-pack] I think I'm good.
    Beca: He's good.


  • Beca: Right. How is the Step-Monster?
    Dr. Mitchell: Oh she's-
    Beca: No Dad, I don't really care, I just wanted to say "Step-Monster."


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.


  • Chloe: I have nodes
    Chloe: I have nodes.
    Beca: What are nodes?
    Aubrey: Vocal nodules
    Aubrey: Vocal nodules.
    Fat Amy: Atleast it's not herpes, or do you have that as well.
    Fat Amy: At least it's not herpes, or do you have that as well.


  • Bumper: You girls are awesomely horrible I hate you kill yourselves Girl Powers!!


  • Gail: get your head out of your ass its not a hat


  • Fat Amy: I'm going to finish him like a cheese cake!


  • Lilly: I set fires to feel joy
    Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.


  • Chloe: u call yourself fat amy?
    Fat Amy: yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back


  • Bumper: I sometimes have the feeling we should kiss.
    Fat Amy: I sometimes have the feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, hmmm... better not.


  • Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb...


  • Aubrey: Acca-xuse me
    Aubrey: Acca-xuse me.


  • Fat Amy: Lesb-honest


  • Fat Amy: Your going to get pitch slapped so hard, you're man boobs are going to cave in.
    Fat Amy: Your going to get pitch slapped so hard, you're man boobs are going to concave.
    Fat Amy: You're going to get pitch slapped so hard, you're man boobs are going to concave.


  • Fat Amy: Excuse me bitch, you don't have to shout.


  • Fat Amy: Whoomp there it is!


  • Fat Amy: Acca-awkward!


  • Bumper: I get the feeling that we should kiss... I mean is that a good feeling or, like, a wrong feeling?
    Fat Amy: Wellll, sometimes i feel like i could do crystal meth but then i think, hmm, better not.
    Fat Amy: Wellll, sometimes I feel like I could do crystal meth but then I think, hmm, better not.


  • Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Fat Amy: Yeah so twig bitches like you don't say it behind my back.


  • Fat Amy: My name is Fat Amy.
    Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Fat Amy: Yeah, so bitches like you won't call me it behind my back.


  • Beca: I can't concentrate until you cover your junk.


  • Fat Amy: You guys are gonna get bitch slapped so hard you're man boobs are gonna concave.


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