Pixels Quotes

  • Eddie "The Fire Blaster" Plant: I made your game my bitch.


  • Sam Brenner: Oh, God no!
    Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: "Oh, God no!" What?
    Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: Oh, God no what?
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: He ate the power pellet. That means Pac-Man has only ten seconds before he eats us!


  • Sam Brenner: I'm Donkey Kong Champion of the world.
    Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: And the Donkey Kong Champion of the world doesn't need patterns.
    Sam Brenner: Reset button!


  • Eddie "The Fire Blaster" Plant: Guards, get me outta here! It's that mean Centipede killer! I hope he don't zap me with his space gun!
    Sam Brenner: How are you, Eddie?
    Eddie "The Fire Blaster" Plant: Sup, Second Place? Oh, and your sidekick here! Presidonut! I didn't know you could have an approval rating so "catatastrophic!"


  • Ludlow Lamonsoff: Are you guys soliders or the cast of magic mike?


  • Sam Brenner: I'm the Donkey Kong champion of the world.
    Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: And the Donkey Kong champion of the world doesn't use patterns.
    Sam Brenner: Reset button!


  • Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's a bad guy?


  • Sam Brenner: I've been waiting to do this since 1982.


  • Sam Brenner: Are you OK?
    Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten: I'm sitting in my closet and drinking chardonnay from a sippy cup. Do I look OK?
    Sam Brenner: I'm gonna say no.


  • Sam Brenner: Let me introduce myself, I am Sam Brenner and this is the Wonderkid also known as-
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! Looks to me, Brenner, like someone forgot to bring us the best of the best, oops, and instead dropped of a bunch of INCOMPETENT, ADULT-DIAPER-WEARING, CANDY-ASS, CRIES-HIMSELF-TO-SLEEP WOMEN BABY MEN PEOPLE! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU GUYS SOLDIERS, OR THE CAST OF MAGIC MIKE? YOU GONNA FIGHT,OR DANCE NAKED? From now on, you maggots, you little girl maggots, WHATEVER THE HELL THE FEMALE FORM OF MAGGOT IS...
    Sam Brenner: Err...Magina
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: You magina. WHEN YOU MAGINA POOP YOUR PANTS, YOU'RE GONNA BE THINKIN' OF ME, IN YOUR PANTS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Do you feel me? DO YOU FEEL ME, SELLERS? YOU BEAUTIFUL NUBIAN MAN. YOU GORGEOUS SPECIMEN OF WHAT GOD CAN MAKE. Do you feel me?
    Pres. Will Cooper: I think you're about to feel him, Lud
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: I can't move.
    Sam Brenner: Come here. Let me help you.
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: Did I do good?
    Sam Brenner: You did awful. Sit down.


  • Sam Brenner: Let me introduce myself, I am Sam Brenner and this is the Wonderkid also known as-
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! Looks to me, Brenner, like someone forgot to bring us the best of the best, oops, and instead dropped of a bunch of INCOMPETENT, ADULT-DIAPER-WEARING, CANDY-ASS, CRIES-HIMSELF-TO-SLEEP WOMEN BABY MEN PEOPLE! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU GUYS SOLDIERS, OR THE CAST OF MAGIC MIKE? YOU GONNA FIGHT,OR DANCE NAKED? From now on, you maggots, you little girl maggots, WHATEVER THE HELL THE FEMALE FORM OF MAGGOT IS...
    Sam Brenner: Err...Magina
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: You magina. WHEN YOU MAGINA POOP YOUR PANTS, YOU'RE GONNA BE THINKIN' OF ME, IN YOUR PANTS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Do you feel me? DO YOU FEEL ME, SELLERS? YOU BEAUTIFUL NUBIAN MAN. YOU GORGEOUS SPECIMEN OF WHAT GOD CAN MAKE. Do you feel me?
    Pres. Will Cooper: I think you're about to feel him, Lud
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: I can't move.
    Sam Brenner: Come here. Let me help you.
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: Did I do good?
    Sam Brenner: You did awful. Sit down.


  • Sam Brenner: Did you play space invaders recently?
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: Yes. How did you know?/Why?
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: Yes. How did you know? Why?
    Sam Brenner: Cuz you're invading my space. Back off.


  • Ludlow Lamonsoff: NOOOOO!
    Professor Iwatani: SOMEBODY ANNIHILATE THIS STUPID THIING!


  • Matty: Pretend you're the guy and you don't want to die.


  • Sam Brenner: I fucking hate niggers


  • Sam Brenner: "How many do you think we can rip off kevin?"
    Pres. Will Cooper: "Not enough Adam, not enough."


  • Sam Brenner: "Geez, how many people do you think we can rip off Kevin?"


  • Sam Brenner: Also known as
    Ludlow Lamonsoff: Your worst nightmare!
    Sam Brenner: Why...


  • Eddie "The Fire Blaster" Plant: Why am I in this movie?


  • Ludlow Lamonsoff: The only way to take down pac-man is with ghosts!


  • Ludlow Lamonsoff: I believe that some alien life force sent down sent down real life video games to attack us.
    Sam Brenner: That makes sense.


  • Sam Brenner: Pac Man's a bad guy?


  • Sam Brenner: Pac Man's a bad guy?


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