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The Princess Bride Quotes

  • Westley: There are a shortage of perfect breast in the world it be a pity to damage yours.


  • Vizzini: I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?
    Buttercup the Princess Bride: Only compared to some.


  • Inigo Montoya: Hey Fezzik, you did something right.
    Fezzik: I won't let it go to my head.


  • Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


  • Westley: As you wish....


  • Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day
    Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.


  • Westley: We are men of action. Lies do not become us.


  • Prince Humperdinck: It's iocane powder. I swear my life on it!


  • Vizzini: you've fallen for one of the two classic blunders! The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly lesser known: never go in against a cicelean when DEATH is on the line! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*
    Vizzini: You've fallen for one of the two classic blunders! The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly lesser known: never go in against a cicelean when DEATH is on the line! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*
    Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


  • Inigo Montoya: This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him he will stop Humperdinck's wedding!
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Sha! Wait wait......... I make him better, humperdinck suffers?
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Sha! Wait wait... I make him better, humperdinck suffers?
    Inigo Montoya: Humiliations galore!
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Ha ha ha! That is a noble cause. Gimme the 65. I'm on the job!
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Woo Hoo!
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Woo hoo!


  • Vizzini: What?! Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise at night........... in eel infested waters.
    Vizzini: Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters.


  • Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
    Vizzini: GAH!


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun storming the castle!


  • Buttercup the Princess Bride: We'll never survive.
    Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.


  • Vizzini: Inconceivable!


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive.


  • Westley: As you wish.


  • Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


  • Westley: Inhale this, but do not touch.
    Vizzini: I smell nothing.
    Westley: What you do not smell is called Iocane Power.


  • Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
    Miracle Max the Wizard: It'll take a miracle.


  • Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!
    Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.


  • Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise
    Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.


  • Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
    Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.
    Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.


  • Inigo Montoya: Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand
    Inigo Montoya: Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand.


  • Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you've killed my father, prepare to die
    Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you've killed my father, prepare to die.


  • Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, where is that wheelbarrow that we left with the Albino?
    Fezzik: Over the Albino...


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: He's only mostly dead. If he were all dead, there's only one thing you can do.
    Inigo Montoya: And what's that?
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Go through his pockets and look for loose change.


  • Fezzik: My way isn't very sportsmanlike.


  • Westley: Life is Pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something
    Westley: Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.


  • Vizzini: Stop that, I mean it!
    Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut?


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: The king's stinkin' son fired me, but thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!


  • The Grandfather: Okay.... Alright....Okay....Alright
    The Grandfather: Okay... Alright... Okay... Alright.


  • Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
    Westley: No one of consequence.
    Inigo Montoya: I must know.
    Westley: Get used to disappointment.
    Inigo Montoya: Kay.


  • Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting.


  • Inigo Montoya: I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
    Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: Don't rush me sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.


  • Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
    Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.


  • Buttercup the Princess Bride: I will never love again.


  • Count Rugen: Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight.
    Prince Humperdinck: Tyron. You know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilda to blame for it. I'm swamped.


  • Vizzini: Wha! whoa! go in! get after her!
    Inigo Montoya: I don't swim.
    Fezzik: I only dog paddle.
    Vizzini: GAAAHHH!


  • Vizzini: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.


  • Westley: you're that smart?
    Vizzini: Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
    Westley: Yes.
    Vizzini: Morons.


  • Westley: Give us the gate key.
    Yellin: I have no gate key.
    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tare his arms off.
    Yellin: Oh you mean THIS gate key.


  • Vizzini: Inconceivable!


  • Vizzini: He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE!
    Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


  • Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Bye bye boys.
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun stormin' da castel.
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
    Miracle Max the Wizard: It would take a miracle.


  • Buttercup the Princess Bride: We'll never survive.
    Westley: Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.


  • Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Liar! Liar! Liarrrrrrrrrrrr
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Liar! Liar! Liar!
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Get back witch.
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife: I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.


  • The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.


  • Westley: As you wish.


  • Westley: You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?


  • Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you
    Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
    Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die
    Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.


  • Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
    Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
    Miracle Max the Wizard: You ARE the brute squad.


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed!


  • Inigo Montoya: Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
    Count Rugen: Stop saying that!


  • The Ancient Booer: BOO!


  • The Grandfather: As you wish.


  • Prince Humperdinck: But first things first. To the death!
    Westley: No! To the pain!
    Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase
    Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.


  • Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
    Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.


  • Westley: As you wish.


  • Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (repeat as necessary)
    Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!


  • Westley: To the Pain!


  • Inigo Montoya: I want my father back you son of a bitch.
    Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!


  • Westley: Your pig fiance is too late. A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
    Buttercup the Princess Bride: We'll never survive.
    Westley: Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has.


  • Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
    Miracle Max the Wizard: You are the brute squad.


  • Vizzini: Inconceivable!


  • Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
    Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: Mostly dead means he's slightly alive; all dead, well there's only one thing you can do.
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
    Inigo Montoya: What's that?
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Search his clothes for loose change, hehe.
    Miracle Max the Wizard: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun storming the castle!
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
    Miracle Max the Wizard: It'll take a miracle!


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: He is only MOSTLY dead. Not ALL dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only MOSTLY dead. Now, give me that stick...
    Miracle Max the Wizard: He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.


  • Vizzini: Stop those rhymes now, and I mean it!!!
    Vizzini: Stop those rhymes now, and I mean it!
    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut???
    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
    Vizzini: Aaaag!!!
    Vizzini: Aaaag!


  • Westley: The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.


  • Miracle Max the Wizard: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.


  • Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!


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