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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2009)





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Noted genre specialist Steve Miner (Lake Placid and Halloween: H20) takes a break from horror to direct Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson in this showbiz comedy concerning a pampered movie starlet who gets in over her head while attempting to land a lucrative film role. Informed by the producer that she is unfit to appear in an upcoming military-themed film, the ambitious but woefully shortsighted actress enlists in the Marines in hopes that the studio will take notice of her initiative. Though she immediately realizes her mistake upon arriving at Camp Pendleton, the patriotic actress determines to follow through with her plan and do her country proud in the process. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovimore
Rating: PG-13 (for sexual content including references, and some drug material)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: April Blair, Kelly Bowe
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On DVD: Feb 3, 2009
Major Productions


Jessica Simpson
as Private Megan Valent...
Vivica A. Fox
as Sergeant Louisa More...
Steve Guttenberg
as Sidney Green
Cheri Oteri
as Private Jeter
Olesya Rulin
as Private Petrovich
Jill Marie Jones
as Private Connie Johns...
Aimee Garcia
as Private Vicky Castil...
Oleysa Rulin
as Private Petrovich
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Critic Reviews for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

All Critics (2)

As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

Full Review… | February 10, 2009
Reel Film Reviews

Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

Full Review… | February 4, 2009

Audience Reviews for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The story wasn't really special but I enjoyed the whole movie.

Dead Angel

Super Reviewer

This blonde comedy army film reminded me of Private Benjamin while Jessica Simpson is taking over her title role from Goldie Hawn. Simpson is actually quite good in this role. In fact, everyone does a good job, but I was particularly impressed with Simpson's acting ability, and this comment comes from a man who is not one of her fans. There was no heavy emoting to be does here, but Simpson did show us a diverse set of acting abilities. If the directing had been tightened up a little, then this film, Simpson included, could have really shined and exceeded all expectations.

Dean McKenna

Super Reviewer

the same man who directed 2 Friday the 13ths and 1 halloween also directed this shit. so obviously im not the only one who this this is scary.

Coxxie Mild Sauce

Super Reviewer

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