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  • Freshman Party Crasher: Come on Costa, there's like 200 people here!
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Costa: The only thing your working on is diabetes you fat fuck. [talking to JB]
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)

  • Thomas: This place is ghetto as fuck. [talking about T-Rick's house]
    ‐ Submitted by Maggie G (3 years ago)

  • Costa: The guy isn't going to do shit. He punched a 12-year old in the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha D (3 years ago)

  • T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha D (3 years ago)

  • Costa: Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary, yeah? What a great anniversary gift. A baby.
    ‐ Submitted by Paulo B (4 years ago)

  • Thomas: I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.
    Costa: Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with JB, but her tits are smaller.
    ‐ Submitted by Paulo B (4 years ago)

  • Dad: I really didn't think you had any of this in you.
    ‐ Submitted by Lenora E (4 years ago)

  • Dad: So how many people were here?
    Thomas: Umm fifteen hundred, a couple thousand maybe...
    Dad: Wow.
    Thomas: Yeah it was great, you should have seen it.
    Dad: Yeah, Well you're still fucked.
    ‐ Submitted by Emily A (4 years ago)

  • Costa: I'm gonna go have a long cry, and then start calling some lawyers.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaime A (4 years ago)

  • Costa: You fuck this up, I will stab you. I'm not kidding.
    ‐ Submitted by Spencer S (4 years ago)

  • Dax: Actually, all I got was you punching that little child in the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Stanley N (4 years ago)

  • T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!
    ‐ Submitted by Riley B (4 years ago)

  • Costa: That's right, Sugar Tits. Wear something tight.
    ‐ Submitted by Justin M (4 years ago)

  • Costa: Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!
    ‐ Submitted by Carlos G (4 years ago)

  • Costa: It's on till the break of dawn!
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan C (4 years ago)

  • Party Goer: There's a midget trapped in the oven!
    Thomas: What are they saying?
    Kirby: I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeff H (4 years ago)

  • Costa: Wear something tight.
    ‐ Submitted by Shakeel J (4 years ago)

  • Costa: The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat fuck.
    ‐ Submitted by Ian M (4 years ago)

  • Dax: R.I.P. Shawn.
    ‐ Submitted by Zach H (4 years ago)

  • Thomas: I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Costa: Don't do it man. You're way too fat.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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