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  • Freshman Party Crasher: Come on Costa, there's like 200 people here!


  • Costa: The only thing your working on is diabetes you fat fuck. (talking to JB)
    Costa: The only thing your working on is diabetes you fat fuck. [talking to JB]


  • Thomas: This place is ghetto as fuck. (talking about T-Rick's house)
    Thomas: This place is ghetto as fuck. [talking about T-Rick's house]


  • Costa: The guy isn't going to do shit. He punched a 12 year old in the face
    Costa: The guy isn't going to do shit. He punched a 12-year old in the face.


  • T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!


  • Costa: Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary, yeah? What a great anniversary gift. A baby.


  • Thomas: I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.
    Costa: Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with JB, but her tits are smaller.


  • Dad: I really didn't think you had any of this in you
    Dad: I really didn't think you had any of this in you.


  • Dad: So how many people were here?
    Thomas: Umm fifteen hundred, a couple thousand maybe...
    Dad: Wow.
    Thomas: Yeah it was great, you should have seen it.
    Dad: Yeah, Well you're still fucked.


  • Costa: I'm gonna go have a long cry, and then start calling some lawyers.


  • Costa: You fuck this up and i'll stab you, I'm not kidding
    Costa: You fuck this up, I will stab you. I'm not kidding.


  • Dax: Actually, All I got was you punching that little child in the face.
    Dax: Actually, all I got was you punching that little child in the face.


  • T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!


  • Costa: That's? right sugar tits, wear something tight.
    Costa: That's right, Sugar Tits. Wear something tight.


  • Costa: Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!


  • Costa: It's on till the break of dawn!
    Costa: Till the break of dawn!


  • Party Goer: There's a midget trapped in the oven!
    Thomas: What are they saying?
    Kirby: I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.


  • Costa: Wear something tight
    Costa: Wear something tight.


  • Costa: The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat fuck.


  • Dax: R.I.P. Shawn.


  • Thomas: I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.


  • Costa: Don't do it man. You're way too fat.


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