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Pulp Fiction Quotes

  • Jules: English mother fucker, do you speak it?


  • Mia Wallace: Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
    Vincent Vega: I don't know. That's a good question.
    Mia Wallace: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.


  • Mia Wallace: I said Goddamn!
    Mia: I said God damn, God damn, God damn


  • Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
    Brett: No!
    Jules Winnfield: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?


  • Vincent Vega: Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face.
    Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck did you do that?


  • Vincent Vega: Marvin, what do you make of all of this?
    Marvin: Man, I don't even have an opinion.


  • Paul: Hey, man, my name's Paul, and that shit's between y'all.


  • Jules Winnfield: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!


  • Jules Winnfield: Shut the fuck up, fatman! This ain't none of your goddamn business!


  • Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?!
    Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?


  • Vincent Vega: Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face...
    Vincent Vega: Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face.


  • Jules Winnfield: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
    Jules Winnfield: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in 'What'?
    Jules Winnfield: English, mother fucker, do you speak it?


  • Jules Winnfield: You ever read the Bible, Brett?
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules Winnfield: There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


  • Jules Winnfield: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
    Vincent Vega: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
    Jules Winnfield: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.


  • Jules Winnfield: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


  • Jules Winnfield: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!


  • Jules Winnfield: [Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation] Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
    Jules Winnfield: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?


  • Butch Coolidge: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.


  • Jules Winnfield: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.


  • Lance: Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!


  • Capt. Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


  • Vincent Vega: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.


  • Marsellus Wallace: You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.


  • Jules Winnfield: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


  • Mia Wallace: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.
    Mia Wallace: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.


  • Jules Winnfield: English mother fucker, do you speak it?


  • Fabienne: What happened to my Honda?


  • Jules Winnfield: Say "What" again. Say it one more god damn time! I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker!


  • Jules Winnfield: I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were finished. Well allow me to retort.
    Jules Winnfield: I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort.


  • Vincent Vega: God damn that's a pretty fucking good milkshake.


  • Pumpkin: What's in the case?
    Jules Winnfield: My boss's dirty laundry.
    Pumpkin: Your boss makes you do his laundry?
    Jules Winnfield: When he wants it cleaned.
    Pumpkin: Sounds like a shit job.
    Jules Winnfield: I was thinking the same thing.


  • Jules Winnfield: Say 'what' one more time! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!


  • Marsellus Wallace: [seeing Butch in a car] Motherfucker!


  • Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


  • Jules Winnfield: "Normally, both your asses would be dead as f**king fried chicken, but you happen to pull this s**t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much s**t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."
    Jules Winnfield: Normally, both your asses would be dead as f**king fried chicken, but you happen to pull this s**t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much s**t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


  • Mia Wallace: "Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bull s**t in order to be comfortable?"
    Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bull s**t in order to be comfortable?


  • Jules Winnfield: We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here.


  • Jules Winnfield: You read the bible, Ringo?


  • Capt. Koons: So I hid this uncomfortable lunk of metal up my ass
    Capt. Koons: I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.


  • Jules Winnfield: God came down from heaven, and stopped these mother fucking bullets.


  • Jules Winnfield: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
    Jules: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel?
    Vincent Vega: I was dryin' my hands.
    Jules Winnfield: You're supposed to wash 'em first!
    Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first!
    Vincent Vega: You watched me wash 'em.
    Jules Winnfield: I watched you get 'em wet.
    Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
    Vincent Vega: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
    Vincent Vega: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had lathered or something, I coulda done a better job.
    Jules Winnfield: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!
    Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


  • Jules Winnfield: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


  • Jules Winnfield: Ahh, what the fuck's happening? Aw shit, man!
    Vincent Vega: Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face...
    Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck did you do that?
    Vincent Vega: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
    Jules Winnfield: Aww man, I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time but this-
    Vincent Vega: Just chill out, man! I told you it was an accident! You probably, you went over a bump or something...


  • Vincent Vega: Oh! Ah man, sh--.... Ah man I shot Marvin in the face.
    Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck d'you do that!?
    Vincent Vega: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident.
    Jules Winnfield: Ah man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time but this ---
    Jules Winnfield: Ah man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time but this...


  • Brett: He's black.
    Jules Winnfield: Go on!
    Brett: He's bald.
    Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?


  • The Wolf: pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
    The Wolf: Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.


  • Vincent Vega: Would you give a man a foot massage?
    Jules Winnfield: Fuck you
    Jules Winnfield: Fuck you.
    Vincent Vega: Because I could use a foot massage.
    Jules Winnfield: look I'm starting to get a little pissed off here.
    Jules Winnfield: Llook I'm starting to get a little pissed off here.


  • Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


  • Jules Winnfield: English motherfucker do you speak it?!


  • Jules Winnfield: Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker! say what one more Goddamn time!


  • Jules Winnfield: Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know cuz I wouldn't eat te filthy motherfucker.


  • Vincent Vega: So you mean I gotta stab her in te heart tree times?
    Vincent Vega: You mean I gotta stab her three times?


  • Jules Winnfield: Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you muthafucka! Say what one more goddamn time!


  • Jules Winnfield: Dickless piece of shit.


  • Vincent Vega: Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the jail house with the cops? Jules: We should be fuckin' dead, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it! Vincent: All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now?
    Vincent Vega: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the jail house with the cops?
    Jules Winnfield: We should be fuckin' dead, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
    Vincent Vega: All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now?


  • Mia Wallace: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.


  • Marsellus Wallace: I ain;t through with you by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medevil on your ass!
    Marsellus Wallace: I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.


  • Maynard: (talking on the phone) Zed? Maynard. Yeah, the spider just caught a couple of flies.
    Maynard: [talking on the phone] Zed? Maynard. Yeah, the spider just caught a couple of flies.


  • Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
    Vincent Vega: Hate what?
    Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
    Vincent Vega: I don't know. That's a good question.
    Mia Wallace: That's when you know you found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evilmen. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


  • Brett: He's black!
    Jules Winnfield: Go on!
    Brett: He's bald!
    Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: [shoots Brett with his pistol in the leg]


  • Jules Winnfield: What country are you from?
    Brett: What? What?
    Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
    Brett: Yes! Yes!
    Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: Say what again. Say what again,I dare you,I double-dare you motherfucker,say what one more Goddamn time!
    Jules Winnfield: Say what again. Say what again,I dare you,I double-dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!


  • Fabienne: Who's motorcycle is this?
    Butch Coolidge: *sigh* It's a Chopper baby.
    Fabienne: Who's Chopper is this?
    Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's.
    Fabienne: Who's Zed?
    Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead.


  • Jules Winnfield: I'm the foot fuckin' master..


  • Jules Winnfield: Check out the big brain on Brett!


  • Jules Winnfield: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
    Pumpkin: Which one is it?
    Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker


  • Lance: If you're all right, then say something.
    Mia Wallace: Something.


  • Jules Winnfield: You know the shows on TV?
    Vincent Vega: I don't watch TV.
    Jules Winnfield: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?


  • Vincent Vega: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.


  • Vincent Vega: Oh man. I shot Marvin in the face.


  • Jules Winnfield: [All while Honey Bunny is screaming] Tell that bitch to be cool! Say 'bitch be cool'!
    Pumpkin: Be cool honey!
    Jules Winnfield: Say bitch be cool! Tell that fuckin' bitch to chill!
    Pumpkin: Be cool Honey Bunny!
    Jules Winnfield: Chill that fuckin' bitch out!
    Pumpkin: Shut up, Honey!


  • The Wolf: "Because you are a character doesn't meant the you have character"
    The Wolf: Because you are a character doesn't meant the you have character.


  • Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry...Did I break your concentration?


  • The Wolf: '' Now lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet. ''
    The Wolf: Now let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
    The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.


  • Jules Winnfield: Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact what the fuck am I doing in the back!? You're the motherfucker that should be on brain detail!


  • Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?


  • Jimmie Dimmick: "Wow, you would never think it's the same car!...."
    Jimmie Dimmick: Wow, you would never think it's the same car!
    The Wolf: "Okay, lets not start sucking each other's dick just yet......."
    The Wolf: Okay, lets not start sucking each other's dick just yet.


  • Jimmie Dimmick: "You don't have to tell me how good my coffee is okay, I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is......"
    Jimmie Dimmick: You don't have to tell me how good my coffee is okay, I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is...


  • Jules Winnfield: Say what one more goddamn time! I dare you... I double dare you motherfucker!


  • Jules Winnfield: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?


  • Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
    Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
    Brett: what?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What!?
    Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What!?
    Jules Winnfield: English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
    Jules Winnfield: English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?


  • Vincent Vega: It's not the same, it's the same ballpark.
    Jules Winnfield: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark, neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and stickin' yer tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fuckin' ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport.


  • Jules Winnfield: [after he shoots Flock of Seagulls] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?


  • Pumpkin: (pulls out a gun) Everyone stay cool. This is a robbery!
    Pumpkin: [pulls out a gun] Everyone stay cool. This is a robbery!
    Honey Bunny: (pulls out a gun) ANYONE OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU
    Honey Bunny: [pulls out a gun] ANYONE OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!


  • Vincent Vega: Thats a pretty fuckin good milkshake...I don't know if I'd pay $5 for it but thats pretty fuckin good.


  • Zed: Well, bring out the Gimp.
    Maynard: I think the Gimp is sleeping.
    Zed: Well I guess you just have to go wake him up now, won't you?


  • Marsellus Wallace: Night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit.


  • Jules Winnfield: I love you, Pumpkin.
    Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
    Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
    Pumpkin: All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
    Jules Winnfield: Any of you f**king pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf**king last one of ya!
    Honey Bunny: Any of you f**king pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf**king last one of ya!


  • Jules Winnfield: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


  • Marsellus Wallace: Night of the fight, you get knocked out in the 5th round.


  • Jimmie Dimmick: When you drove up did you notice a sign on my house that says dead nigger storage?


  • Vincent Vega: [After Vincent accidentally shoots Marvin in the face] Maybe the car hit a bump.
    Vincent Vega: [after Vincent accidentally shoots Marvin in the face] Maybe the car hit a bump.
    Jules Winnfield: THE CAR DIDN'T HIT NO MOTHERFUCKIN' BUMP!


  • Capt. Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities on the other. If it'd been me who'd not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son, Jim. The way it turned out, I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya'. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great grandfather during the First World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee; made by the first company to ever make wristwatches. Up 'til then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great grandfather's war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he'd done his duty, went home to your great grandmother, took the watch off, put it in a coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad, Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and was killed along with a lot of other Marines on the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death; he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive so, three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an air force transport under the name of Winocki, a man he’d never met before in his life to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later your granddad was dead but Winocki kept his word. After the war was over he paid a visit to your grandmother delivering to your infant father his dad’s gold watch, this watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch they would confiscate it; take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slope’s gonna put his greasy, yellow hands on his boy’s birthright so he hid it, on the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family and now, little man, I give the watch to you.


  • Marsellus Wallace: YOu hear me talkin' , hillbilly boy? I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass!
    Marsellus Wallace: You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.


  • Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak emglish in What !?
    Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What!?
    Jules Winnfield: English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it ?!?
    Jules Winnfield: English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?


  • Jules Winnfield: Is Marsellus Wallace a bitch?! -no Then why you tryin to fuck him like a bitch?
    Jules Winnfield: Does Marsellus Wallace look a bitch?
    Brett: No.
    Jules Winnfield: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?


  • Jules Winnfield: Mmmmmmm! This is [swallows] a tasty burger!


  • Mia Wallace: So what do you think?
    Vincent Vega: I think it looks like a wax museum with a pulse
    Vincent Vega: I think it looks like a wax museum with a pulse.


  • Marsellus Wallace: I ain't through with you by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.


  • Mia Wallace: That's when you know you found somebody really special. When you just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
    Mia Wallace: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.


  • Jules Winnfield: Shut the fuck up, fat man! This ain't none of your goddamn business.


  • Jules Winnfield: Well, that's why I've been sitting here complating. First, I'm gonna deliver this case to Marsellus, then basically I'm just gonna walk the earth.
    Vincent Vega: What do you mean, "walk the earth"?
    Vincent Vega: What do you mean, 'walk the earth'?
    Jules Winnfield: You know like Cain in 'Kung Fu', walking place to place, meet people and get in adventures.
    Vincent Vega: And how long do you intend to "walk the earth"?
    Vincent Vega: And how long do you intend to 'walk the earth'?
    Jules Winnfield: Until God puts me where he wants me to be.
    Vincent Vega: And what if he don't do that?
    Jules Winnfield: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.


  • Vincent Vega: You're really thinking about quitting?
    Jules Winnfield: The life?
    Vincent Vega: Yeah.
    Jules Winnfield: Most definitely.
    Vincent Vega: Fuck. Of course how are you gonna do that?


  • Butch Coolidge: Are you okay?
    Marsellus Wallace: Nah, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay (Zed screams)
    Marsellus Wallace: Nah, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay [Zed screams]
    Butch Coolidge: What now?
    Marsellus Wallace: What now? I'll tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard-pipe hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow-torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight! I'ma get medieval on your ass!


  • Jules Winnfield: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: What country you from?
    Brett: W-What?
    Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in what?
    Brett: W-What? I-
    Jules Winnfield: English motherfucker! Do you speak it?
    Brett: Y-Yes!
    Jules Winnfield: Then explain what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: W-what?
    Jules Winnfield: Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time! *Points gun at Brett*
    Brett: H-he's black!
    Jules Winnfield: Go on!
    Brett: He's bald!
    Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
    Jules Winnfield: *Shoots Brett*


  • Jules Winnfield: (shoots the guy on the sofa) Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? (going back to guy on the chair)
    Jules Winnfield: [shoots the guy on the sofa] Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? [going back to guy on the chair]


  • Jimmie Dimmick: "do you know what's gonna happen if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead nigger in our garage"? " We are gonna get a DIVORCE!" "No counseling, no trial separation, A DIVORCE!"
    Jimmie Dimmick: We are gonna get a DIVORCE! No counseling, no trial separation, A DIVORCE!


  • Jules Winnfield: SAY WHAT AGAIN!
    Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say what again.


  • Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
    Butch Coolidge: It's a chopper, baby.
    Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
    Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's
    Fabienne: Who's Zed?
    Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.


  • Jules Winnfield: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?


  • Vincent Vega: d'you know what French people eat french fries with....????
    Vincent Vega: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
    Jules Winnfield: ketchup???
    Jules Winnfield: What?
    Vincent Vega: no...mayonaisse
    Vincent Vega: Mayonnaise.
    Jules Winnfield: Goddamn.
    Vincent Vega: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.


  • Mia Wallace: â??That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
    Mia Wallace: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.


  • Vincent Vega: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face.
    Vincent Vega: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.


  • Vincent Vega: Actually, there's something I've wanted to ask you about, but you seem like a nice person, and I didn't want to offend you.
    Mia Wallace: Ohhh, this doesn't sound like the usual mindless, boring, getting-to-know you chit-chat. This sounds like you actually have something to say.
    Vincent Vega: Well, well, I do... I do. But, you have to promise not to be offended.
    Mia Wallace: No, no, no. You can't promise something like that. I have no idea what you're gonna ask me. So you can go ahead and ask me what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended. But then, through no fault of my own, I would have broken my promise.
    Vincent Vega: Let's just forget it.
    Mia Wallace: That is an impossibility. Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.


  • Jules Winnfield: What country are you from?


  • Vincent Vega: Bacon tastes good; pork chops taste good...
    Vincent Vega: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
    Jules Winnfield: Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know 'cause I won't eat the filthy mother-fucker.
    Jules Winnfield: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


  • Jules Winnfield: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.


  • Jules Winnfield: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
    Vincent Vega: How many are up there?
    Jules Winnfield: Three or four.
    Vincent Vega: That's counting our guy?
    Jules Winnfield: Not sure
    Vincent Vega: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
    Jules Winnfield: It's possible.
    Vincent Vega: We should have fucking shotguns.


  • Brett: He-he's black!
    Jules Winnfield: GO ON!
    Brett: He's bald!
    Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: [shoots Brett in the shoulder] DOES...HE...LOOK LIKE.....A BITCH?!
    Brett: [in pain] Nooo!
    Jules Winnfield: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
    Brett: I didn't.
    Jules Winnfield: Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him! Well Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.


  • Jules Winnfield: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: [overturns the table] What country you from?!
    Brett: What-?
    Jules Winnfield: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!
    Jules Winnfield: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?!
    Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
    Brett: Y-yes!
    Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying.
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules Winnfield: Describe, what Marcellus Wallace...LOOKS LIKE!
    Jules Winnfield: Describe, what Marcellus Wallace... LOOKS LIKE!
    Brett: Wh-what? I mea-
    Jules Winnfield: [points gun in Brett's face] Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more Goddamn time!
    Jules Winnfield: [points gun in Brett's face] Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more Goddamn time!


  • Jules Winnfield: You now what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
    Brett: No.
    Jules Winnfield: Tell 'em, Vincent.
    Vincent Vega: A Royale with Cheese.
    Jules Winnfield: A Royale with cheese! You now why they call it that?
    Brett: ....Because...of the metric system?
    Jules Winnfield: [surprised] Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system!


  • Jules Winnfield: Looks like Vincent and I caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
    Brett: Hamburgers.
    Jules Winnfield: Hambergers! The cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast! What kind of hamburgers?
    Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
    Jules Winnfield: No, no, no, Where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
    Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
    Jules Winnfield: Big Kahuna Burger. That's the Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers! I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
    Brett: They're good.
    Jules Winnfield: Mind if I try one of yours? [Brett nods] This is yours here, right? [picks up burger and takes a bite] Mmm-mmmm. This is a tasty burger! Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger? [Vincent shakes his head] Wanna bite? They're real tasty!
    Vincent Vega: Ain't hungry.


  • Vincent Vega: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
    Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
    Vincent Vega: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
    Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?
    Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale with cheese."
    Vincent Vega: They call it a 'Royale with cheese.'
    Jules Winnfield: "Royale with Cheese!"
    Jules Winnfield: 'Royale with Cheese!'
    Vincent Vega: That's right.
    Jules Winnfield: What's a Big Mac?
    Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
    Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'
    Jules Winnfield: "Le Big Mac!" What do they call a Whopper?
    Jules Winnfield: 'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a Whopper?
    Vincent Vega: I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King.


  • Jules Winnfield: Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that there was somebody in there with a goddamn hand-cannon?!
    Jules Winnfield: [to Marvin] Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?


  • Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.
    Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


  • Butch Coolidge: You okay?
    Marsellus Wallace: Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
    Butch Coolidge: What now?
    Marsellus Wallace: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [to Zed] You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
    Butch Coolidge: I meant, what now between me and you.
    Marsellus Wallace: Oh, that "what now". I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more.
    Marsellus Wallace: Oh, that 'what now'. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more.
    Butch Coolidge: So we cool?
    Marsellus Wallace: Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
    Butch Coolidge: Deal.


  • Capt. Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.


  • Jules Winnfield: Well I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
    Jules Winnfield: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!


  • Jules Winnfield: You happened to pull this shit while I was in a transitional period.


  • Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
    Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny. Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
    Honey Bunny: Get up, you fucking pricks move, or I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!


  • Vincent Vega: Man, I just shot Marvin in the face!
    Vincent Vega: Aw man! I just shot Marvin in the face!


  • Marsellus Wallace: On the 5th, your ass goes down.
    Marsellus Wallace: In the fifth, your ass goes down.


  • Jules Winnfield: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
    Jules Winnfield: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin ' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.


  • The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.


  • Vincent Vega: They call it "Royale with cheese".
    Vincent Vega: They call it, Royale with cheese.
    Vincent Vega: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.


  • Vincent Vega: Can't we just take it to a friendly place?
    Jules Winnfield: This is the valley Vincent! Marcellus don't no friendly places!


  • Jules Winnfield: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!


  • Jules Winnfield: Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? What? Wh - ? Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes! Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!


  • Buddy Holly look-alike: How do you want your shake, Amos and Andy or Martin and Lewis?
    Buddy Holly look-alike: How do you want your shake, Amos and Andy, or Martin and Lewis?
    Mia Wallace: Martin and Lewis
    Vincent Vega: That's a good fuckin shake. I don't know if it's worth five dollas, but it's a good fuckin shake.


  • Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.
    Honey Bunny: [About to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.
    Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
    Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
    Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!


  • Lance: okey!
    Lance: Okey!


  • Jules Winnfield: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.


  • Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."


  • Zed: Bring out the Gimp
    Zed: Bring out the Gimp.


  • Jules Winnfield: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
    Marsellus Wallace: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.


  • The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.


  • Jules Winnfield: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: (overturns table) What country are you from?
    Brett: What?
    Jules Winnfield: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!


  • Jules Winnfield: Oh you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm super-sly TNT. I'm the guns of the naveron. IN FACT... WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN THE BACK? You the mother fucker who should be on brain detail... We fucking switching. I'm washing the windows, and you picking up this nigger's skull.


  • Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
    Vincent Vega: Hate what?
    Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences.


  • Vincent Vega: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I dont know if it was worth five dollars but thats pretty fucking good.


  • Jimmie Dimmick: If Bonnie comes home, and finds a dead body here i'm gonna get divorced. Ok, No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fucking divorced.


  • Vincent Vega: You mean I gotta stab her three times?


  • The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.


  • Jules Winnfield: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!


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