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  • Puss in Boots: "hmmm, I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfast-y"
    Puss in Boots: Hmmm, I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfast-y.
    Humpty Dumpty: "It's been a long time brother."
    Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time brother.
    Puss in Boots: "Maldito Huevo!"
    Puss in Boots: Maldito Huevo!


  • Puss in Boots: Very well, if it is to be a dance fight, then I will tuesday night dance fight you to the death.


  • Moustache Man: [Moustache Man shows Puss the magic means tattooed on his arm] These are the beans of legends.
    Puss in Boots: Oh!
    Luis: Grows the vine to the land of giants.
    Moustache Man: [Moustache Man opens his shirt to reveal castle in the sky tattooed on his chest]
    Luis: And the golden goose.
    Puss in Boots: The golden goose!
    Moustache Man: One of her eggs could set you up for life.
    Luis: All nine of them. Show him the golden eggs.
    Moustache Man: [Moustache Man gets up and unzips his trousers]
    Puss in Boots: NO!!! Please uh... you have uh... shown enough.


  • Puss in Boots: I will see you again Kitty Softpaws.
    Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think.


  • Puss in Boots: You are a curse in my life!


  • Puss in Boots: Don't you dare do the litter box on me!


  • Puss in Boots: Fear Me! .... if you Dare!
    Puss in Boots: Fear me... if you dare!


  • Puss in Boots: i smell something...familiar... something dangerous... something breakfasty...
    Puss in Boots: I smell something...familiar... something dangerous... something breakfasty...
    Humpty Dumpty: Its been a long time brother
    Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time brother.
    Puss in Boots: marvito uero'... Humpty alexander dumpty? how dare you show your face to me!
    Puss in Boots: Marvito uero'... Humpty alexander dumpty? how dare you show your face to me!
    Puss in Boots: Maldito huevo, Humpty Alexander Dumpty? How dare you show your face to me!


  • Kitty Softpaws: You hit me in the head with a guitar??!!
    Kitty Softpaws: You hit me in the head with a guitar?
    Puss in Boots: You are a woman?
    Kitty Softpaws: Amateur.
    Puss in Boots: Wait! Señorita, wait! I am a lover not a fighter.
    Puss in Boots: Wait! Seniorrita, wait! I am a lover not a fighter.
    Puss in Boots: Wow! Senorita, wait! Let me buy you some leche! I am a lover not a...fighter.


  • Comandante: "You are a disgrace to those boots!"
    Comandante: You are a disgrace to those boots!


  • Andy Beanstalk: "Were all gonna die!"
    Andy Beanstalk: Were all gonna die!


  • Comandante: "You saved my mother."
    Comandante: You saved my mother.


  • Puss in Boots: Through the years I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and then The Gingerhead man. But to most I am Puss in Boots, outlaw!


  • Humpty Dumpty: From this day froth, it shall be known...
    Puss in Boots: Never alone. Always together.
    Humpty Dumpty: Humpty and Puss...
    Humpty Dumpty: (at the same time) Together forever.
    Humpty Dumpty: [at the same time] Together forever.
    Puss in Boots: (at the same time)Together forever.
    Puss in Boots: [at the same time Together forever.


  • Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!


  • Puss in Boots: "Cat people are crazy."
    Puss in Boots: Cat people are crazy.


  • Puss in Boots: "A real beefcake?"
    Puss in Boots: A real beefcake?


  • Comandante: "One bottle of....Catnip!"
    Comandante: One bottle of....Catnip!
    Puss in Boots: "Uh....it's for my glaucoma."
    Puss in Boots: Uh... it's for my glaucoma.


  • Jack: "I wanna a baby Jill."
    Jack: I wanna a baby Jill.
    Jill: "A baby what Jack?"
    Jill: A baby what Jack?
    Jack: "A baby us Jill."
    Jack: A baby us Jill.


  • Kitty Softpaws: I'll steal you blind and you won't even know I was there.


  • Humpty Dumpty: Do you have any idea what they do o eggs in San Ricardo Prison? Well, I'll tell you one thing; it ain't over easy.
    Ohhh Cat: Ohhh
    Ohhh Cat: Ohhh.


  • Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!
    Ohhh Cat: OOOHHHHH
    Ohhh Cat: Ohhhh!


  • Puss in Boots: [About cats landing on their feet] It's just a rumor spread by dogs!
    Puss in Boots: [about cats landing on their feet] It's just a rumor spread by dogs!


  • Kitty Softpaws: It's a gold pooper!


  • Bar Thief: Show him the golden eggs
    Bar Thief: Show him the golden eggs.


  • Kitty Softpaws: I was just a stray, but I had beautiful claws. One day a really nice couple took me in, gave me milk every morning, loved me. Maybe I scratched her curtains or play too rough with the hamster. I don't know why they did it, but they took my claws.
    Puss in Boots: Cat people are crazy.


  • Puss in Boots: fear me if you dare
    Puss in Boots: Fear me if you dare!


  • Puss in Boots: You've made the cat angry! You do not want to make the cat angry!
    Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!


  • Kitty Softpaws: Guys! It's a gold pooper, we're taking it!
    Kitty Softpaws: Guys! It's a gold pooper! We're taking it!


  • Puss in Boots: I always knew there was good inside of you Humpty.
    Puss in Boots: Humpty, I always knew that you were good inside.


  • Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty.


  • Kitty Softpaws: Did you just hit me in the head with a guitar?!
    Kitty Softpaws: You hit me in the head with a guitar!


  • Puss in Boots: It's never too late to do the right thing.


  • Ohhh Cat: OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    Ohhh Cat: OOOOHHH!


  • Puss in Boots: Something breakfest-y.
    Humpy Dumpty: It's been a long time brother.


  • Humpy Dumpty: Embarrassed? I'm not.
    Humpty Dumpty: Embarrassed? I'm not.


  • Puss in Boots: You do NOT do the "Litter Box" at me!
    Puss in Boots: How DARE you do the Litter Box to me!


  • Puss in Boots: You are dangerous.


  • Kitty Softpaws: [Sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!
    Kitty Softpaws: [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!


  • Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
    Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare.


  • Puss in Boots: Now you just made the cat angry!
    Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry.


  • Puss in Boots: Holly Frijoles.
    Puss in Boots: Holy Frijoles!


  • Puss in Boots: Meow.


  • Humpy Dumpty: (from trailer) You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.
    Humpy Dumpty: [from trailer] You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.


  • Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
    Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!


  • Puss in Boots: Is it hot in here? Or is it me?


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