A Pyromaniac's Love Story (1995) - Rotten Tomatoes

A Pyromaniac's Love Story (1995)




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In this quirky comedy, Mr. Linzer's bakery is destroyed after it is set on fire. When Lumpke is arrested for arson, his loyal pastry boy confesses to save his boss. However, things get a little crazy when Mrs. Linzer, to free her husband, also goes in to confess.

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Erika Eleniak
as Stephanie
Joan Plowright
as Mrs. Linzer
Mike Starr
as Sgt. Zikowski
Richard Crenna
as Businessman
Tony Perri
as Man In Car
Lesley Kelly
as Jail Police Woman/Desk Officer
Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Olden
Derrick Patterson
as 1st Man in Bar
Rob Wilson
as 2nd Man in Bar
Philip Williams
as Officer in Car
Gene Mack
as Police Officer
Jonathan Allora
as Man at Party
Michael Tait
as Mr. Potts
Barbara Franklin
as Garden Party Woman
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Critic Reviews for A Pyromaniac's Love Story

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (3)

Goes down in a ball of flames

September 17, 2002

Audience Reviews for A Pyromaniac's Love Story

Sorry, but I gotta defend this. It was kinda cute for its time. Seems like the entire cast had some quirk or other and it was fun putting all the pieces together. It was not the wasted effort the rating seems to indicate.

Patrick Grant
Patrick Grant


Leo L
Leo L

Super Reviewer

"You gotta love somebody. And if a miracle happens and they fall in love with you, the sky opens up and the stars come pouring down...but sometimes life isn't so simple."

Audrey K
Audrey K

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