The Quick and the Undead Reviews
10 points for every second of female nudity.
50 points for full frontal.
1 point for every zombie killed. This adds up quickly.
The Quick and the Undead (2006) - Much more focused on getting revenge on a betrayer, rather than the zombies themselves. Both men just happen to be zombie hunters. Not enough dead zombies, and 0 hot chicks. F for FAIL!
My wife and I got this movie because the "Writer"/Director was a friend of a friend. I put writer in quotes because the plot, dialogue, and camera shots were lifted from other movies such as, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Gladiator, and others. Personally I was shocked that they did not at least give a nod to the movie whose name they parodied. THAT WOULD HAVE AT LEAST MADE SENSE! Instead we get a contrived story about zombie bounty hunters collecting fingers to get quick cash. Oh yes and the Hero/Producer can't be killed... convenient as his death would have helped my enjoyment.
The special effects are fine. Low budget, but forgivable with less fudges then a SyFy original movie. The actors are bad, poorly cast, and at the same time too good for the movie. (Except the Hero who paid for everything and was just as bad as everything as well.)
I know I might seem like I am being vengeful here, and maybe I am, but this movie stole time from my life, so I'm writing this for YOUR protection. STAY AWAY!
i bought it in tesco for $0.50, definitely worth it :)
The movie has a plot that is filled with so many holes.
The actors cannot act for a ball of turd, the effects looked so primitive I ate dinner while watching the zombies eat.
Please do not watch this if you're for a horror. The zombies would not be able to scare a 5yr old.
Avoid this brain drain at all cost!
"The best zombie western I've ever seen, also the only zombie western I've ever seen."