In the Closet is nearly completely original, and that is more than you can say about nearly anything that crosses the silver screen these days. Sure, it is grating, wild, loopy, and makes you feel like you are stuck in a "The Cell"-like surreality inside R-Kelly's head, but hey, it's new, and that's something. And, it's just real funny in lots of parts. And you get to see OMAR from The Wire. Watch it. But with aspirin.