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  • Eric: What's a coyote date?
    Chuck: You don't know?
    Mark: That's when you wake up in the morning, some ugly chick sleeping on your arm...and you'd rather gnaw it off than have to wake her up.
    Mark: That's when you wake up in the morning, some ugly chick sleeping on your arm and you'd rather gnaw it off than have to wake her up.


  • Barbara Lang: You can't...have my daughter.
    Barbara Lang: You can't, have my daughter.


  • Arnie: Love is 15 seconds of squishing noises.


  • Mark: Rachel, listen. That Lisa girl - She had these pictures that have what you might call sentimental value. I figured 20 bucks ought to cover it...What do you want, 30?
    Mark: Rachel, listen. That Lisa girl, she had these pictures that have what you might call sentimental value. I figured 20 bucks ought to cover it. What do you want, 30?
    Rachel Lang: They're not your pictures.
    Mark: It's not like she's gonna be picking them anytime soon, is it?
    Jesse Ryan: Cut it out, man.
    Mark: All right, Rachel, I'll tell you what. How 'bout l swing by when you get off work? I'll take you out for a cruise. Come on...I don't bite...Unless you want me to.
    Mark: All right, Rachel, I'll tell you what. How 'bout l swing by when you get off work? I'll take you out for a cruise. Come on, I don't bite. Unless you want me to.
    Rachel Lang: I don't think so.
    Mark: Why not?
    Rachel Lang: Cause I'm a dyke.


  • Monica: (while being videotaped from behind) - Will you please refrain from shooting my ass?
    Monica: (while being videotaped from behind) Will you please refrain from shooting my ass?


  • Rachel Lang: (to Sue) - With all due respect lady, you are seriously bad sh*t. I am walking back into the real world now.
    Rachel Lang: (to Sue) With all due respect lady, you are seriously bad sh*t. I am walking back into the real world now.


  • Sue Snell: (to Rachel) - You have the ability to move objects with your mind.
    Sue Snell: (to Rachel) You have the ability to move objects with your mind.


  • Mark: We're all friends here...we're all friends!
    Mark: We're all friends here, we're all friends!
    Jesse Ryan: No...We just grew up together.
    Jesse Ryan: No. We just grew up together.


  • Rachel Lang: Is that all I was to you, Jesse? Thirty points?


  • Chuck: (Chuck walks up to and tapes Lisa's dead body lying on a car) - Oh man! Whose car is this?
    Chuck: (Chuck walks up to and tapes Lisa's dead body lying on a car) Oh man! Whose car is this?


  • Sue Snell: (going back to the old school) - The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but we never talked about that night.
    Sue Snell: (going back to the old school) The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but we never talked about that night.


  • Sue Snell: You've heard of Carrie White, haven't you?
    Rachel Lang: Supposedly she set the fire as some sort of revenge-suicide thing, Elvis was her date and they escaped in a UFO.


  • Monica: You know Tracy isn't universally loved. She tried to steal Brad from me. She's a Melrose Place super-bitch.


  • Arnie: We're missing a real killer party.


  • Eric: I think I split her in two.


  • Rachel Lang: I always wanted to be one of the shiny, happy people.


  • Sue Snell: I had a traumatic experience in high school. I tried to help someone, and it backfired horribly.


  • Jesse Ryan: Doesn't it bother you that some girl offed herself?
    Tracy: No. It's not like she was anybody.
    Jesse Ryan: What?
    Tracy: I mean...I didn't know her.
    Tracy: I mean, I didn't know her.


  • Eric: (talking to Mark about Lisa; after her death) - You guys thought she was sh*t, right? Mark. Don't look at me like this. You guys said it. You thought she was sh*t.
    Eric: (talking to Mark about Lisa; after her death) You guys thought she was sh*t, right? Mark. Don't look at me like this. You guys said it. You thought she was sh*t.
    Mark: What did you do?
    Eric: Nothing...l didn't do anything. It's just Lisa was acting all happy, you know, like we were going steady. And l had to break the news to her that she was just a pump. You know...a nut. She didn't mean anything to me. I guess she couldn't handle it.
    Eric: Nothing, l didn't do anything. It's just Lisa was acting all happy, you know, like we were going steady. And l had to break the news to her that she was just a pump. You know, a nut. She didn't mean anything to me. I guess she couldn't handle it.


  • Arnie: (after getting hit with eggs by the opposing school's football players driving by in a truck) - Why do the innocent always get hit in a drive-by?
    Arnie: (after getting hit with eggs by the opposing school's football players driving by in a truck) Why do the innocent always get hit in a drive-by?


  • Monica: He's just letting little Jesse do the thinking for big Jesse.


  • Monica: He should get some more points because she's so skanky.


  • Rachel Lang: Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God...let me die.
    Rachel Lang: Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God, let me die.


  • Mark: (in Donald Duck's voice; on the phone with Rachel) - What's your favorite scary movie?
    Mark: (in Donald Duck's voice; on the phone with Rachel) What's your favorite scary movie?


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