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Rango Quotes

  • Roadkill: Good luck amigo. You'll need it.


  • Rango: You want something to believe in? Believe in me!


  • Rango: For as long as we have water, we have a town.
    Mayor: Mr. Rango is right, as long as we have water we have some hope.


  • Doc: This hawk...is dead!
    Waffles: Circle of life.


  • Mayor: Control the water, you control everything.


  • Bad Bill: I'm going to slice your face off and use it to wipe my unmentionables!


  • Rango: I think the metaphor broke my spleen.


  • Rango: Is this Heaven?
    The Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.


  • Balthazar: Hells bar! This ain't the bank!
    Ezekiel: Balthazar, the Sheriff is standin' right here! Helpin' us out.
    Jedidiah: Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
    Rango: That's right, sir. Just doin' my duty. The lonely constable on his rounds, keepin' and eagle eye out for meyham and malfeasance.


  • The Spirit of the West: No man can walk out on his own story.


  • Roadkill: YOU SON OF A--[suddenly gets cut off by a hawk yelling]


  • Roadkill: What now, amigo?
    Rango: No man can walk out on his own story. I'm goin' back.
    Roadkill: But why?
    Rango: Because that's who I am.


  • Rango: you gotta funny looking face!!
    Rango: You gotta funny looking face!


  • Rango: First we salt em... then we pepper em... and then we eat em....
    Rango: First we salt em... then we pepper em... and then we eat em...
    Lasso Rodent: Ya eat em?
    Rango: That's what I said !!!!
    Rango: That's what I said!


  • Waffles: But He's a snake and you're a Lizard!
    Waffles: But he's a snake and you're a lizard!
    Rango: My mother had a very active social life
    Rango: My mother had a very active social life.


  • Rango: remember me, know that i will be there watching you, sometimes at inappropriate moments, that's part of the deal
    Rango: Remember me, know that I will be there watching you, sometimes at inappropriate moments, that's part of the deal.


  • Rock-Eye: YOU SON OF A.....


  • Señor Flan - Mariachi Accordion: Senor Flan: We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections, while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story.
    Señor Flan - Mariachi Accordion: We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections, while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story.


  • Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once.
    Spoons: I once found a human spinal column in my fecal matter.


  • Beans: [hears coyote howl] Such a lonely sound.


  • Sergeant Turley: [back against Buford's] All this talk of that serpentine devil's puttin' my grill on edge!
    Buford: I ain't sleeping tonight, no sir.


  • Doc: That's a big one.


  • Rango: People, I've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum! What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event that will propel the hero into conflict!


  • Beans: Sheriff Rango! If that is your real name, I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop! [frees in place]
    Beans: Sheriff Rango! If that is your real name, I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop!


  • Rango: It's for my gun! That's gun lotion.


  • Waffles: [roasting marshmallow on a stick] Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy. I could eat 'em all night long! [marshmallow catches fire, he raises it to eye level] 'Course he did make me cough 'em back up again for breakfast.


  • Rango: Only takes one bullet.
    Rattlesnake Jake: You ain't got the nerve.
    Rango: Try me.


  • Parsons: That'll close up your account, Mrs. Oats. Two gulps and a swig.


  • Beans: Go to Hell!
    Rattlesnake Jake: Where'd you think I came from?!


  • Rango: So, what's your name?
    Beans: Beans.
    Rango: That's a funny kind of name.
    Beans: What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
    Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.


  • Rango: Form opposum!
    Rango: Form a possum!


  • Rango: What do you think happens then? Well, we'd all be drinking, and before you know it, there wouldn't be any water! And then where would we be? We'd be thirsty, real thirsty! Why, we'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!


  • Waffles: It's about time we had a hero 'round here!
    Waffles: It's about time we had a hero around here.


  • Sergeant Turley: We're experiencing a paradigm shift!
    Elgin: I'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!


  • Waffles: Ow, my eye!
    Waffles: Ow! My eye!
    Rango: That's gonna heal right up!
    Rango: Uh... that's gonna heal right up.


  • Waffles: I'm sensing hostility!
    Waffles: I am sensing hostility!


  • Balthazar: Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned stand-off!


  • Rango: The name's... Rango...
    Rango: The name's Rango.


  • Rattlesnake Jake: Sign the damn paper, woman!
    Beans: Go to hell. [choking]
    Rattlesnake Jake: Where do you think I come from? Look into my eyes. I want to see you die.


  • Angelique: 'Ello, Beans.
    Beans: Hello, Angelique.
    Angelique: Tart.
    Beans: Floosy.
    Angelique: Trollup.


  • Beans: I suppose we should bury him...
    Beans: I suppose we should bury him.
    Elgin: I dunno, birds gotta eat too.
    Waffles: Circle of life!


  • Rango: "Well, I'm glad to hear it's not contagious."
    Rango: Well, I'm glad to hear it's not contagious.


  • Merrimack: Was this during one of your [freezes in place] 'special times?'


  • Rattlesnake Jake: You got killer in your eyes, son? I don't see it...
    Rattlesnake Jake: You got killer in your eyes, son. I don't see it.


  • Rattlesnake Jake: (to Rango) I'm gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts'll be leaking lead!
    Rattlesnake Jake: I'm gonna blow so many holes in you your guts will be leakin' lead!


  • Beans: We are gathered here today to honour this man, Mr. Merrimack. You have the right to remain silent, speak now or forever hold your peace. Amen.


  • Rango: Know that I will be there watching you. Sometimes at inappropriate moments. That's part of the deal.
    Rango: Know that I will always be watching you! Sometimes at inappropriate moments! That's part of the deal!


  • Rango: I see you're consulting with the spirits.
    Wounded Bird: No, I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
    Rango: I'll...keep that in mind.
    Rango: I'll... keep that in mind.


  • Beans: (playing the princess) I yearn for love.


  • Wounded Bird: (scratching his down feathers and scattering them into the wind)
    Rango: [Wounded Bird is scratching his down feathers and scattering them into the wind] I see you're communicating with the great spirits.
    Rango: I see you're communicating with the great spirits.
    Wounded Bird: No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.


  • Rango: now aint no one is goin tango with the rango
    Rango: Ain't Nobody going to Tango with the Rango.


  • Rango: my name is rango.
    Rango: My name is Rango.


  • Rango: Now, We Ride!
    Rango: Now, we ride!


  • Spoons: (riding) Where are we going?
    Rango: (distracted) What?
    Spoons: Where are we going?!


  • Rango: There...all better.
    Rango: There all better.


  • Rango: What was that for?
    Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
    Rango: Well, you're funny-looking too.
    Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
    Rango: That's a funny-looking hat.
    Priscilla: You've got funny-looking eyes.
    Rango: You've got a funny-looking face!


  • Roadkill: Destiny, she is kind to you.


  • Priscilla: You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.


  • Beans: You ain't from 'round here, are you?


  • Rango: It's an art, not a science!


  • Rango: I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you
    Rango: I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.


  • Rattlesnake Jake: One bullet...I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.


  • The Spirit of the West: No man can walk out on his own story


  • Rango: whatever you do dont look down
    Rango: Whatever you don't look down.
    Rango: (looks down)
    Rango: (screams)


  • Rango: *to Beans* Don't worry, I got a plan. HELP!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!
    Rango: [to Beans] Don't worry, I got a plan. HELP!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!
    Beans: *rolls eyes*
    Beans: [rolls eyes]
    Rango: Uh. Okay, plan B.


  • Rango: Crunchy creamy candy cookie cupcake.


  • Beans: Get your dirty, webbed phalanges off of my boots!


  • Roadkill: people need something to believe in
    Roadkill: People need something to believe in.


  • Rango: "Who am I?... I could be anyone!"
    Rango: Who am I?... I could be anyone!
    Rango: Who am I? I could be anyone!


  • Beans: GO to hell!
    Beans: Go to hell!
    Rattlesnake Jake: Where do you think I come from?


  • Señor Flan - Mariachi Accordion: "Donde estan sus juevos?"
    Señor Flan - Mariachi Accordion: Donde estan sus juevos?


  • Rango: women find me uncomfortably attractive
    Rango: Women find me uncomfortably attractive.


  • Rattlesnake Jake: SIGN THE DAMN PAPER WOMAN! Or I'll squeeze the life out of those pretty brown eyes...


  • Rango: Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare.


  • Rango: Us reptiles gotta stick together
    Rango: Us reptiles gotta stick together.
    Waffles: I'm an amphibian.
    Rango: Ain't no shame in that.


  • Rattlesnake Jake: Go to hell
    Rattlesnake Jake: Go to hell.


  • Spoons: "I found a human spinal column in my feces one time"
    Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my feces one time.


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