Ralph Breaks the Internet
Mission: Impossible - Fallout
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Only the '70s could have erected a monstrosity so mesmerisingly abhorrent.
The hilarious and woefully politically incorrect series continues. More action, laughs, and a short but fantastic Samurai duel.
Katsu Shin bangs a bald priestess, and the very first images of the film are of his ritual training. In one of said scenes, Hanzo is lying down on his back, looking at the ceiling, as if he was meditating.
Oh yeah, did i mentioned that he has a boner the size of a palm tree whlle doing that?
Need more radness? At one point, while examinating the body of a dead woman, Hanzo says one of the best lines in movie history ever:
"She was a slut, just look at her dark nipples!"
A small tear of joy rolled down on my face at that point.
Another amazing Hanzo entry (is that a double entendre?) This time Hanzo deals with a abortionist, a convent turned whorehouse, Japan's worst thief and the treasurer. Oh yeah, and he has to use his special "Hanzo method" on two lucky gals. Shaft could've learned something from ole Hanzo.
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