The Real Cancun - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

The Real Cancun Reviews

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May 28, 2003
If you want a movie in which teenagers have a lot of sex, then rent a Larry Clark film. These "real" documentaries contain far less truth than Christopher Guest's "mock" documentaries.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 26, 2003
This is the kind of fare that would be at home on late night cable, where its repetitiveness and mindlessness might offer channel surfers a cure for insomnia.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
April 29, 2003
Read More | Original Score: D
December 29, 2010
Terrible, explicit movie -- beware!
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 24, 2003
Some nebbish 18-year-olds may be inspired by Alan's transformation into a party animal. Others may find it sickening.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
October 7, 2003
As if we needed feature length versions of MTV's "The Real World," served up this weekend is two hours of Cancun hysteria. Is it real? Yup - real dumb.
Full Review | Original Score: F
May 5, 2003
...scene after scene of flirt, tease, posture, preen, rebuff. I've seen animal shows on Discovery that present their subject material with less clinical detachment.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 24, 2003
Somehow the movie (which could easily have been titled Dude, Where's My Underwear?) managed to scrape up 16 college-age kids who are so callow they make this fantasy lifestyle look unattractive.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
May 2, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 0/10
April 28, 2003
A lot of hard bodies with soft heads -- vain, shallow, vacuous, selfish, stupid, and well on their way to being puffy, pathetic drunks by the age of 40.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 9, 2003
Hardly qualifies as a movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 24, 2003
Those who sit through this mindlessness get the booby prize.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
April 27, 2003
...one tequila shot experiment gone terribly bad...this 97-minute cheap thrill is a stilted and juvenile sociological misfire that's every bit as tedious as it is tacky...[a] fruitless fleshy fable
Full Review| Original Score: 1.5/4
June 27, 2003
With its shimmering cinematography, The Real Cancun is better at hiding the city's grimy exterior than at being fun to watch.
Full Review| Original Score: 2/4
April 24, 2003
Who's more shallow, the people who want to be in a reality movie or the people who pay to see one?
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
April 24, 2003
Who's to say what is appropriate since the only POV the filmmakers have is the one where dead presidents are staring back at them.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
April 28, 2003
Full Review| Original Score: 4/10
April 29, 2003
An exercise in bad taste.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
April 24, 2003
Purports to be reality TV's first major incursion into the movie world, but this isn't just loathsome cinema; it would be terrible television, too.
Read More | Original Score: 0/4
April 25, 2003
I don't want to say that The Real Cancun, is boring, but I fell asleep on my arm during the last 45 minutes and chewed it off rather than wake myself up.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
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