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Reality Bites Quotes

  • Troy Dyer: Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23 is yourself.

  • Troy Dyer: You see Lainy, this is all we need. A couple smokes, a cup of coffee, and a little bit of conversation. You and me and five bucks.

  • Lelaina Pierce: I just don't know why things can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour, like on Brady Bunch or something.
    Troy Dyer: Because Mr. Brady died of AIDS.

  • Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

  • Troy Dyer: He's the reason why Cliff Notes were invented.

  • Michael Grates: I guess I'm a non-practicing Jew.
    Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

  • Troy Dyer: Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.

  • Lelaina Pierce: You guys better not be inhaling.

  • Grant Gubler: I could find an intern to do your job for nothing like that.

  • Vickie Miner: I truly believe if we can get two women on the Supreme Court, we can get at least one on you, Sam.

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