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Reborn (Machined Reborn) Reviews

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September 28, 2013
A sleazy piece of filmmaking, like its predecessor, Reborn again delivers on the slummy gore, but it still lacks anything to make it truly memorable....
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½ July 29, 2011
This movie really isn't all that great. Again: I love their idea...but the way they filmed it was just horrible. And they have to have a better villian than this fat, humerous dude...He's not even scary. If your making a horror movie, you have to make the antagonist scary, creepy, sadistic, or else it won't be that good. Anyways, I did give it some credit due to the blood\gore scenes, but that's really the only good thing in here. I was disapointed with this film, and i think they could've done better.
½ October 23, 2010
Turned this movie off after 15 minutes. It was that bad.
½ October 21, 2010
Larry the Cable Guy takes over the role of Jigsaw in this rip-off of the "Saw" franchise. The plot, such as it is: a couple buys a junkyard, not knowing that a series of killings took place there a few years before. Squirreled away somewhere in the mess is a huge, sweaty redneck who likes to torture people using items found lying around a typical garage. He kidnaps the wife, straps her into a chair, and blackmails the husband into killing whomever comes onto the property. The husband gets shot in the face during a robbery attempt, goes crazy, builds himself a suit of armor, and kills people with a sword.

Pretty thin stuff, aside from the obese redneck torture-master. What's really strange is how people in this film turn insane when they get injured. What's even stranger is that this dull and derivative torture flick ever got made. There's an attempt to make it interesting by having the husband/killer build himself a suit of armor that he bolts directly onto his body, but the gimmick doesn't go very far and, aside from making him look like a baseball catcher in a spiky can, it doesn't figure into the events in the film. He does now how to open his eyes really, really wide and not blink for extended periods, so he's got that going for him.

Leave this one in the junkyard.
½ September 9, 2010
Simplely horrible. Didnt even watch it all the way through. Whoever thought up this story line should be the one to have all his limbs cut off and whoever cast is clearly blind. No one wants tosee the ugly, I think it was a chick, naked. Really it was gross. Deffinatly lacked imagination.
½ June 21, 2010
Don't waste your time!
½ May 22, 2010
terrible movie... i mean did we need a fart joke in the middle of a torture scene?
½ February 26, 2010
Totally useless movie, for fans of illogical characters with an amazing pain tolerance. Apart from the fact that the story makes no sense at all, the characters are denied intelligence and deserve everything that's coming to them.
January 21, 2010
From the moment the main character dons an unrealistically symmetrical suit of armor he whipped up in his garage, any semblance of logic is lost. An absolute disaster of a movie that takes place against a boring backdrop that remains constant for the film's duration. There is a difference between low-budget and low-talent.
½ January 11, 2010
There's no rationale for anything. And while the title does make a little sense after watching the film, the story itself is quite faulty. There is no reasoning behind anyone's actions here, and the fact that people seem to go crazy for no reason is also a point of frustration. The deaths are stupid, the killings lame, and the characters so poorly designed and acted that it's pretty painful to watch.
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