Resident Evil - Apocalypse Reviews

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Jason Zingale
Bullz-Eye.com
July 5, 2005
Rent an old Romero flick or hook up your Nintendo; either one will be cheaper and more satisfying.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
September 10, 2004
Not good or even competent.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
September 10, 2004
A film without interest, wit, imagination or even entertaining violence and special effects.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
September 9, 2004
There are a lot of "ewwwwww" moments.
| Original Score: C-
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
December 28, 2010
By-the-numbers gory horror flick -- not for kids.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Larry Carroll
FilmStew.com
September 10, 2004
Rarely have so many bad accents been on display, from the wandering German of the evil Major Cain to could-that-be-Russian? of two soon to be chomped soldiers.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
September 13, 2004
... dreadful piece of work.
Christian Toto
Washington Times
September 12, 2004
Resident Evil: Apocalypse is for those who found "28 Days Later" too brainy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
September 11, 2004
It is approximately just as loud, gross and stupid as its predecessor was, and you get to see Milla Jovovich's boobs. End of review.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com
September 10, 2004
Witt can't even match Anderson's tremendously limited range, and uses "Apocalypse" as his calling card for a future career that should never come to fruition at any costs.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Joshua Tyler
CinemaBlend.com
September 11, 2004
Anderson doesn't just suck as a director he's also a terrible writer, which I think makes him Hollywood's first legitimate black hole.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Claudia Puig
USA Today
September 10, 2004
Monstrous zombies rampage through a peaceful metropolis. Carnage is everywhere. Still, one can't help but yawn one's way through Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
May 26, 2006
Nothing short of pathetic.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
October 2, 2004
[An] elaborate gory gaming gimmick. The feisty energy and revolving recklessness cannot overcome the absurdity and superficial aspect of this unfocused hedonistic horror show
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
Loud, messy, senseless, pointless, and cheesy.
Joe Lozito
Big Picture Big Sound
December 27, 2007
Another underwhelming entry to another underwhelming franchise.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Staci Layne Wilson
Horror.com
September 13, 2004
A joyless exercise infected with "sequelitis" and serves only as a forum for one explosion after another.
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Trevor Johnston
Time Out
February 9, 2006
The heart plummets at the prospects for a follow-up.
Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com
September 9, 2004
Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the kind of movie that causes you to drink tequila until every brain cell in your head responsible for remembering the film is dead.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire
September 10, 2004
In an era of resurgent zombie-flick creativity (28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead), this leaden mindlessness is nothing short of pathetic.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
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