Return of the Living Dead Part II Quotes

  • Brenda: Is it serious?
    Doc Mandel: Is dead serious?


  • Doc Mandel: Brains, brains! Get them while they're fresh!


  • Jesse Wilson: (holding a gun) - Make my night!
    Jesse Wilson: (holding a gun) Make my night!


  • Doc Mandel: Hardly anything to get excited about, it's only a severed hand.


  • Joey: Let me eat your braaaiiiiiinnnnn!


  • Lucy Wilson: Look, they're ugly and they're dirty and they're dumb, and I don't even care if they are dead. I hate them, there's no way they're touching me!


  • Billy: You told, you told, now you die like me.


  • Joey: I feel like we've been here before. You...Me...Them!


  • Colonel: Jesus Christ, not again!


  • Doc Mandel: (sees his "now" zombie old friend) - Hey look, it's Harvey...It wasn't my fault, Harvey, we ran out of type O!
    Doc Mandel: (sees his "now" zombie old friend) Hey look, it's Harvey. It wasn't my fault, Harvey, we ran out of type O!


  • Ed: (after cutting off a zombie's head) - Kiss, kiss.
    Ed: (after cutting off a zombie's head) Kiss, kiss.


  • Soldier: I joined the army to see the world, not this!
    Sarge: Get a hold of yourself, son. You're an American soldier. We got a firefight on our hands, and the enemy's already dead. Beautiful!


  • Brenda: Joey, I am not into dead guys.


  • Joey: Brenda!
    Brenda: Ah! Joey, you stay away from me!
    Joey: Ohhhh, Brenda your brains smell so good - so rich and spicy.
    Joey: Ohhhh, Brenda your brains smell so good so rich and spicy.
    Brenda: Spicy?!
    Joey: Yeah.


  • Doc Mandel: How'd you get in here? What-what seems to be the problem?
    Tom Essex: Where are the keys to your car?
    Doc Mandel: Why? Are we going somewhere? - There seem to be hooligans terrorizing the neighborhood. I-I-I-I...
    Lucy Wilson: No. No. It's the dead. They've come back to life!
    Doc Mandel: The dead? Dead what?
    Tom Essex: People! We need your car!
    Doc Mandel: Well, it sounds to me like you need a hearse.


  • Brenda: (speaking about Joey) - Is it cancer?
    Brenda: (speaking about Joey) Is it cancer?
    Doc Mandel: If we're lucky.


  • Ed: Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.
    Joey: You're just afraid that some old creep like you is going to come along and steal your head.
    Ed: Watch your tongue boy, if you like this job.
    Joey: Like this job?!


  • Doc Mandel: (speaks in to the walkie talkie) - Doc Mandel here! Who's this?
    Doc Mandel: (speaks in to the walkie talkie) Doc Mandel here! Who's this?
    Special Zombie: (on the walkie talkie) - Brains! Braaainnnns!
    Special Zombie: (on the walkie talkie) Brains! Braaainnnns!


  • Jesse Wilson: That's why you're dead, ass-wipe: no brain and a big mouth!


  • Doc Mandel: Interesting situation; Soldiers in the front, zombies in the back.
    Doc Mandel: Interesting situation. Soldiers in the front, zombies in the back.


  • Doc Mandel: Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me the name of the United States president, please?
    Special Zombie: Hmmm...Harry Truman!


  • Jesse Wilson: Okay, they seem to like brains. So maybe they'll leave you alone.


  • Special Zombie: Get that damn screwdriver outta my head!


  • Joey: You're supposed to be dead!


  • Ed: You see...we're the ones who take them out instead of putting them in.
    Ed: You see, we're the ones who take them out instead of putting them in.


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