Return to the Blue Lagoon Reviews

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July 25, 2014
A textbook example of a disaster that amazingly manages not only to contain bad acting and an appalling script, but also some of the most unconvincing love scenes ever committed to film.
July 11, 2014
The lagoon is the locale to which this new movie disastrously returns.
May 21, 2013
Graham paints a picture of love that is tediously sexist. One for pervs and frustrated holidaymakers only.
May 21, 2013
The travelogue-style photography is soothing, the bodies are pretty and the music isn't offensive, but feature-length movies can't survive on the ingredients for a standard airline commercial.
May 21, 2013
Things are pretty much the same for the semi-nude kids in this movie as they were for the semi-nude kids in the first Blue Lagoon.
May 21, 2013
The movie is occasionally cutesy. That's the worst of it. You can't call it gross, but it is cutesy.
May 21, 2013
Return to the Blue Lagoon is neither campy enough to be howlingly funny nor prurient enough to be provocative.
May 21, 2013
Jovovich is a beauty recalling the very young Myrna Loy, Krause is boyishly handsome; both are capable and should survive this particular shipwreck.
May 21, 2013
When an old scallawag spies on Lilli bathing naked in a waterfall, we civilized viewers are primed to condemn him. But we're all scallawags here.
August 2, 2011
At 15 years of age, I wanted to live inside this screen world of freedom and loinclothed abandon. Today, I wanted these kids to fall on some coral.
August 3, 2009
Even the soft porn is a total yawn.
July 31, 2009
A movie whose best features are its lush tropical vistas has evident limitations.
March 26, 2009
Return to the Blue Lagoon is a pointless spinoff of the 1980 hit, which was itself a remake of a 1949 British pic.
February 18, 2007
February 9, 2006
Like a sex education film made by semi-liberated nuns, the movie keeps its sticky truths hidden beneath a veneer of leering cleanliness.
June 25, 2005
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January 5, 2004
November 4, 2003
Not even teen lust can justify watching this film.
August 21, 2003
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