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Rio Quotes

  • Jewel: End of line.


  • Blu: That human has given me love and affection for the past 15 years while my own kind try to strangle me after 15 seconds.


  • Nigel: Whats wrong...Cockatoo got your throat
    Nigel: Whats wrong? Cockatoo got your throat?


  • Jewel: [running with chain on Her and Blu's ankle] OH this is just GREAT I'm chained to the ONLY bird in the world who CAN'T fly
    Blu: [offended] Not true! There are many different types of species.
    Jewel: [noticing an obstacle] Duck!
    Blu: No, ducks can fly
    Jewel: NO! DUCK! [they duck down]


  • Pedro: Hey! Get back here! Ain't nobody messin' with a friend of Pedro! That ain't happenin'! It's on!
    Nico: It's on? Did you see the talons on that guy?!
    Pedro: Talons? Maybe it's on... next time. Mommy!!
    Pedro: Talons? Maybe it's on... next time. Mommy!
    Nico: Help! Help!


  • Linda: Wow! You really are communicating!
    Tulio: Yes! I spoke to him by shaking my tail feathers, thus referring to his dominance.
    Blu: ....I did not get that at all...


  • Blu: Not cool man... Scary but not cool... Hey are you okay?
    Jewel: No... I am definitely not okay! (Begins slamming sides of the cage)
    Jewel: No... I am definitely not okay! [begins slamming sides of the cage]
    Blu: Whoa whoa whoa wait wait, what are you doing?
    Jewel: Getting out of here!
    Blu: Whoa
    Blu: Whoa.
    Jewel: Are you gonna help me or what?
    Blu: A-a-actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait, Ow an-and help will come. (I am unsure about this part but I think it is cross referencing from Zombieland, which Jesse Eisenberg acted in. I thought this part was funny hearing it in this movie because he mentioned the same thing in Zombieland.)
    Blu: A-a-actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait, Ow an-and help will come.
    Jewel: No one is coming, we're on our own and if we just sit here we are going to die...
    Armando: Yes, yes, yes (in unison with Tipa) Noooooo! (As Nigel turns off the tv)
    Armando: Yes, yes, yes [in unison with Tipa] Noooooo! [as Nigel turns off the TV]


  • Nigel: I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks! Your burgled baubles bore me.


  • Sama School Director: [speaking in Portuguese]
    Linda: [can't understand, backs up] No, no, no! I am looking for a bluebird. Uh, [demonstrates by flapping her hands] Bird-o?
    Sama School Director: [repeats sound]
    Linda: Bird-o! Yes!
    Sama School Director: [leads Linda into a float, speaking in Portuguese]
    Linda: [inside float, door is shut] Hey! Let me out!


  • Second Waiter: Chicken hearts, flambada! [sets them on fire]
    Linda: [nervously] Oh, chicken hearts! Heh, oh gosh. [wipes ashes off of glasses]
    Linda: [sees the plate of burning chicken hearts] Oh...[fans them and blows, trying to put the fire out] Oh! [forks one and then blows out the fire]
    Linda: [sees the plate of burning chicken hearts] Oh... [fans them and blows, trying to put the fire out] Oh! [forks one and then blows out the fire]


  • Marcel: We have to get the birds to the airport by tonight.
    Tipa: But, it's carnival, all the roads will be closed.
    Marcel: That's why, I wanted to go this morning!


  • Luiz: Yeah, now I can get my freak on!
    Luiz: Now I can get my freak on!


  • Linda: I'm scared too, but I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do.
    Linda: I'm scared too. But I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do.


  • Blu: What kind of doctor are you?!
    Blu: What kind of doctor are you?


  • Tulio: You will be with him every step of the way, and I will be with you!
    Tulio: You will be with him every step of the way. And I will be with you.


  • Tulio: I'm not really built for this weather...
    Tulio: I'm not really built for this weather.


  • Blu: Ah, this is the life. The perfect marshmallow-de-cocoa ratio. One, two, three, four, five...six!
    Blu: [Linda places his hot chocolate in front of him] Ah! This is the life. The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio. [counting the marshmallows]
    Blu: One, two, three, four, five [another marshmallow floats to the surface] six. Mmm.


  • Linda: Tyler Blu Gunderson, you know these vitamins are good for you!


  • Blu: Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
    Jewel: I'm not panicking.
    Blu: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to me.


  • Luiz: Yeah, baby! Now I could get my freak on!
    Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later!


  • Nigel: I POOP ON PEOPLE AND I BLAME IT ON SEA GULLS! (Whispers) It was him!
    Nigel: I pop on people and blame it on the seagulls. [whispers] It was him!


  • Raphael: Hey! He's not a maraca stop shaking him!!
    Raphael: Hey! He's not a maraca stop shaking him!


  • Blu: Uh Jewel....I....I..
    Blu: Uh Jewel... I... I...
    Jewel: How sweet your choking up. Oh your choking!!
    Jewel: Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay!


  • Lead Marmoset: You two are coming with me!
    Jewel: In your little monkey dreams
    Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.


  • Pedro: I now how to set the mood....check it out. Get it get it get it get it get it get it girl, g-g-g-g-g get it girl! Take it take it to the floor, show her show her how you roll! Drop it drop it drop it low, drop it low drop drop it low!!
    Pedro: I now how to set the mood... check it out. Get it get it get it get it get it get it girl, g-g-g-g-g get it girl! Take it take it to the floor, show her show her how you roll! Drop it drop it drop it low, drop it low drop drop it low!
    Raphael: What kind of mood is that?!


  • Tulio: Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that!
    Linda: Oh! Not me!


  • Tulio: Linda! You gotta shake your tushy!
    Linda: NO! We don't shake our tushies in Minesotta!


  • Pedro: This cockatoo was ugly! But anyway, that's not the point.


  • Jewel: I guess I thought maybe...
    Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
    Blu: What? That you'd come to Minesotta? Great, I guess I'll knit you a scraf.
    Blu: What? That you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him]
    Blu: Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.


  • Luiz: [has welder mask on] Now try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing either!


  • Luiz: [puts on welder mask] Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud! Because I can't really hear too good with this thing on!


  • Fernando: So, why are you guys dressed up for Carnivale?
    Tipa: So no one will notice us when we smuggle these-
    Tipa: So no one will notice us when we smuggle these...
    Armando: [jabs at him] Shut up!


  • Raphael: It's a party, huh?
    Raphael: Some party huh?
    Blu: This is the coolest place I've ever seen! Despite all of the obvious health code violations!
    Blu: This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvous health code violations.


  • Jewel: I'm gonna chew my own leg off if this doesn't come off soon.
    Jewel: I'm gonna chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon!


  • Blu: [dodges bike] Hey! Last of the species here!


  • Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.... (it was him!!!!)
    Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.


  • Linda: [Dramatic Curse] Cheese and Sprinkles...
    Linda: [dramatic curse] Cheese and sprinkles.


  • Blu: [makes barking noises] See? I'm bilingual too!


  • Raphael: I like you because nothing you say makes any sense!
    Raphael: Ha-ha! I like you, nothing you say makes any sense!


  • Jewel: You didn't tell this to me before now?
    Jewel: You couldn't have told me this before now?!
    Blu: It didn't matter before now!


  • Jewel: Play dead!
    Jewel: Shh! Play dead. [she drops to the floor still playing dead]
    Blu: I don't need to play dead, I'm about to have a heart attack!
    Blu: I don't need to play dead! I'm about to have a heart attack!


  • Blu: I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!!!
    Blu: I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!


  • Blu: I'm not going to let you go! We're chained-together birds, remember?
    Blu: I'm not gonna let you go! We're chained to each other birds, remember?


  • Pedro: I ain't your princess,leave me alone.
    Pedro: I ain't your princess, leave me alone.


  • Bat: They got the wrong guy!


  • Blu: There are about 40 species of flightless birds!
    Jewel: Duck!
    Blu: No, ducks can fly.
    Jewel: No, DUCK!


  • Jewel: Incredible! You'd rather be with a human, than with your own kind!
    Blu: Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds!


  • Linda: It was very nice of you to step in and squawk around and throw my bird, but now it's time for you to go.


  • Blu: Theres nothing natural about being thrown half way across the room
    Blu: There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across the room.


  • Blu: I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!
    Blu: I'm not an ostrich!


  • Raphael: Blu down here, just tell her you have beautiful eyes
    Raphael: Blu down here. Just tell her you have beautiful eyes.
    Blu: thats a great idea... i have beautiful eyes
    Blu: That's a great idea! [he turns to Jewel] I have beautiful eyes.


  • Jewel: I guess love is deaf too.
    Jewel: I guess love is deaf, too.


  • Pedro: You've got some pigeon doo-doo on your nose...
    Blu: Oh, this? No, it's just FPS 3000.


  • Blu: And you know what, I hate samba!
    Nico: *cries*
    Nico: [cries]
    Pedro: Hey, that's a little too far.
    Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!


  • Raphael: I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense!


  • Blu: Keep it simple...thrust, lift, drag weight...thrust, lift, drag, weight...thrust, lift, drag...w-w-WAIT!!
    Blu: Keep it simple...thrust, lift, drag...w-w-WAIT!!


  • Luiz: I'z got's you good!
    Luiz: I'z got you good!


  • Raphael: Tell her, "You have beautiful eyes!"
    Raphael: Tell her, 'You have beautiful eyes'.
    Blu: Oh, yeah. I got this... I have beautiful eyes!
    Blu: Oh, yeah. I got this... 'I have beautiful eyes'.


  • Nico: and he was like you coming with me!
    Nico: He was like, you coming with me!?
    Pedro: and i she was like i aint your pricess leave me alone "pow" "pow"
    Pedro: And she was like, I aint your pricess leave me alone. 'Pow'.
    Pedro: And she was like, I'm not your princess. Leave me alone. 'Pow'.


  • Pedro: I saw this big cockatoo!
    Nico: With huge ninja talons! And he was like "You're coming with me, little princess!"
    Pedro: And Jewel was all "Woosh, Woosh, I a'int yo' princess leave me alone!"


  • Linda: I saw Blu. He was riding a bulldog!


  • Nico: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talons**! And he was like, "You coming with me you little princess"


  • Linda: Cheese and Sprinkles!


  • Raphael: Hey! she likes you!
    Blu: what? haven't you been listening?
    Raphael: No, I've been watching. Now go ahead and just be yourself!


  • Blu: (starts dancing)
    Jewel: what are you doing!?
    Blu: (keeps dancing) I have no idea!


  • Tulio: Lionel Ritchie, Works everytime


  • Pedro: Pedro: Than I saw this huge cockatoo Nico: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like," You coming with me you little princess" Pedro: And Jewels was like whaacha,"I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone" Nigel: whahahahahaha Jewel: Let go of me! (To Nigel)
    Pedro: Then I saw this huge cockatoo
    Nico: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like, "You coming with me you little princess"
    Pedro: And Jewels was like whaacha, "I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone"
    Nigel: whahahahahaha
    Jewel: Let go of me! (To Nigel)


  • Pedro: Pedro: You need to puff out that chest out huh!Swing that tail! Eyes narrow! Like a bird's of prey rrrha! You know what I'm saying? You need to be some kind of love hawk rurrha!
    Pedro: You need to puff out that chest out huh! Swing that tail! Eyes narrow! Like a bird's of prey rrrha! You know what I'm saying? You need to be some kind of love hawk rurrha!


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