River of Darkness (2010)
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Hard to follow plot with bad make-up and silly plot elements. Poor uninteresting characters that make the film really hard to sit through. There are some interesting concepts, but for the most part the film lacks a good execution.
This was so bad that me & my boyfriend bailed on it after just 10 minutes. It also seemed that it was filmed in High-Definition video instead of film stock which only added to the overall cheapness off the flick. I feel like I want a refund! Oy Vey. (:\
I knew going into it that River Of Darkness wasn't going to be a life changing film, but I thought it would be better than it was. I know it's a small studio production, but it looks like it was filmed with a camcorder you can buy at Best Buy. (And it's not a Paranormal Activity style film.) The idea of the story is ok, and probably would've been a better film with a more popular studio.The script has horribly cheesey lines like this gem: "It's tight as a frogs ass". Thought it might have been at least funny like most bad horror movies. While I had to laugh a few times, it was more boring than anything. Even the gore looks bad and looks like it was done by a computer. Kurt Angle's acting is the only mediocre thing in the film. If he wouldn't have been in the movie, I would've turned it off halfway through. My final thoughts are skip this one, there are much better offerings in this genre. Gets A-List Rating Of: Suck It! For my full video review of River Of Darkness, visit the following link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQOi9RpXeCI Sub on Youtube, "Like" me on Facebook at www.facebook.com/westroopalist and Follow me on Twitter at www.twitter.com/wesalist
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