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Robin Hood: Men in Tights Quotes

  • Robin Hood: Um, honey . . .
    Robin Hood: Um, honey...
    Maid Marian: Yes?
    Robin Hood: You're not going to believe this. It won't unlock.
    Maid Marian: What?


  • Robin Hood: I would like to apoint a new sheriff of Rottingham, my good friend, Ahchoo.
    Wedding Guest: A black sheriff?!
    Blinkin: He's black?!
    Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in "Blazing Saddles".
    Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in 'Blazing Saddles'.


  • Blinkin: I CAN SEE! [rams into a tree] Nope. I was wrong.


  • Blinkin: Master Robin? (Touches a Venus De Milo statue) AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You lost your arms in battle...but you grew some nice boobs.
    Blinkin: Master Robin? [touches a Venus De Milo statue] AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! You lost your arms in battle...but you grew some nice boobs.


  • Richard I the Lionheart: You changed it "to" Latrine?
    Richard I the Lionheart: You changed it to 'Latrine'?
    Latrine: Yeah. It used to be "Shit House".
    Latrine: Yeah. It used to be 'Shit House'.


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