Rock Monster Reviews
Worth a watch on a boring day.
This film, while absolutely terrible, did sort of lay on the cheese: witty and nerdy lead actor, hot European village girl, greasy villain...
I've been waiting awhile for a new sort of monster to come along, however, that will join vampires, werewolves, Big Foots, and Loch Nesses in our cultural folklore. Unfortunately, the Rock Monster isn't it.
So much knowledge was put forth by this film and I now know what must be done whenever I encounter a giant rock monster in eastern europe.
Oh, also watch if you're one of those people who can never seem to guess what's going to happen in a movie...you shouldn't have any problems with this one and it may boost your ego for a minute :)
Oh, I almost forgot to mention: The names of most of the actors are just plain "rock"sor...which makes the first few minutes of the movie worth sitting through.