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  • Lonny: Sniff the mic! Whoo!
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (3 years ago)

  • Lonny: Look at him now. Married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bunghole.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (3 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm a slave to rock n roll.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (3 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: I AM on stage, Paul.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (3 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: Open your mouth...
    ‐ Submitted by Lorraine L (3 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
    Dennis Dupree: Why?
    Stacee Jaxx: So the Fire Phoenix can be set free.
    Dennis Dupree: ...
    Stacee Jaxx: I'm just kidding... you can't trap a Fire Phoenix.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex B (3 years ago)

  • Drew Boley: Yo, Lonny, how come you never take out the trash?
    Lonny: I leave that to you. You're a musician, its important that you suffer. I am talentless, suffering is wasted on me.
    Drew Boley: Oh yeh, when was the last time you suffered?
    Lonny: 6 o'clock this evening, when I got up for work.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew C (3 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm Stacee.
    Sherrie Christian: Sherrie.
    Stacee Jaxx: Sherrie.
    Sherrie Christian: When my hamster died... your music really helped me through.
    ‐ Submitted by Alan P (3 years ago)

  • Lonnie: Why is everybody quitting today?
    Dennis Dupree: Who cares? This is the greatest night of my life!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (3 years ago)

  • Dennis Dupree: Doesn't anybody just want to work in the bar industry any more?
    ‐ Submitted by Michael G (4 years ago)

  • Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club!
    Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band!
    Sherrie Christian: [after a long pause] You win.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael G (4 years ago)

  • Sherrie: I was in love with you!
    ‐ Submitted by Shawn H (4 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: Well let me ask you this, have those people even met themselves?
    ‐ Submitted by Lalita C (4 years ago)

  • Lonnie: We built this city on rock and roll!
    ‐ Submitted by Lalita C (4 years ago)

  • Justice Charlier: Koniac! Brandy!
    Sherrie: Oh no, I don't mix my drinks.
    Justice Charlier: No, no, no, this is Koniac. She's getting you a brandy.
    ‐ Submitted by Lalita C (4 years ago)

  • Patricia Whitmore: This man, THIS MAN is responsable for so much filth! He's like machine that spews out three things! Sex! Hatefull music and... Sex!
    ‐ Submitted by Lalita C (4 years ago)

  • Lonny: She looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bum-hole.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob A (4 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm the only one who understands me...*gestures to head* 'cuz I live in here.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda R (4 years ago)

  • Dennis Dupree: Do we trust him?
    Lonnie: [flips coin and nods approvingly]
    ‐ Submitted by Connor G (4 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: You can't trap a Fire Phoenix.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven B (4 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: Open your mouth!
    ‐ Submitted by Katrine O (4 years ago)

  • Lonnie: Why is everybody quitting today?!
    ‐ Submitted by Georgina B (4 years ago)

  • Chico: The beer guy is here...
    Dennis Dupree: Well, tell him I'm busy...
    Dennis Dupree: Busy falling in love.
    Chico: Si...
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle S (4 years ago)

  • Sherrie: I am a stripper at the Venus
    Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band!
    Sherrie: You win.
    ‐ Submitted by Soraya V (4 years ago)

  • Dennis Dupree: Oh my god I just threw up.
    Lonnie: Where?
    Dennis Dupree: In my pants.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Stacee Jaxx: He's hey man. [points to monkey]
    ‐ Submitted by Cathy S (4 years ago)

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