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Rock of Ages Quotes

  • Lonny: Sniff the mic! Whoo!


  • Lonny: Look at him now: married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bunghole.
    Lonny: Look at him now. Married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bunghole.


  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm a slave to rock n roll.


  • Stacee Jaxx: I AM on stage, Paul.


  • Stacee Jaxx: "Open your mouth...."
    Stacee Jaxx: Open your mouth...


  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
    Dennis Dupree: Why?
    Stacee Jaxx: So the Fire Phoenix can be set free.
    Dennis Dupree: "..."
    Dennis Dupree: ...
    Stacee Jaxx: I'm just kidding... you can't trap a Fire Phoenix.


  • Drew Boley: Yo, Lonny, how come you never take out the trash?
    Lonny: I leave that to you. You're a musician, its important that you suffer. I am talentless, suffering is wasted on me.
    Drew Boley: Oh yeh, when was the last time you suffered?
    Lonny: 6 o'clock this evening, when I got up for work.


  • Stacee Jaxx: I'm Stacee
    Stacee Jaxx: I'm Stacee.
    Sherrie Christian: Sherrie
    Sherrie Christian: Sherrie.
    Stacee Jaxx: Sherrie
    Stacee Jaxx: Sherrie.
    Sherrie Christian: When my hamster died... your music really helped me through.


  • Lonnie: Why is everybody quitting today?
    Dennis Dupree: Who cares? This is the greatest night of my life!


  • Dennis Dupree: Doesn't anybody just want to work in the bar industry any more?


  • Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club!
    Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band!
    Sherrie Christian: (after a long pause) You win.
    Sherrie Christian: [after a long pause] You win.


  • Sherrie: I was in love with you!


  • Stacee Jaxx: Well let me ask you this, have those people even met themselves?


  • Lonnie: We built this city on Rock and Roll!
    Lonnie: We built this city on rock and roll!


  • Justice Charlier: Justice: Koniac! Brandy! Sherrie: Oh no, I don't mix my drinks. Justice: No, no, no, this is Koniac. She's getting you a brandy.
    Justice Charlier: Koniac! Brandy!
    Justice: Cognac! Brandy!
    Sherrie: Oh no, I don't mix my drinks.
    Sherrie Christian: Oh no, I don't mix my drinks.
    Justice Charlier: No, no, no, this is Koniac. She's getting you a brandy.
    Justice: No, no, no, this is Koniac. She's getting you a brandy.


  • Patricia Whitmore: This man, THIS MAN is responsable for so much filth! He's like machine that spews out three things! Sex! Hatefull music and... Sex!


  • Lonny: She looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bum-hole.


  • Drew Boley: You mean you didn't sleep with Stacee Jaxx
    Sherrie: No, I was in love with you


  • Stacee Jaxx: "I'm the only one who understands me...*gestures to head* 'cuz I live in here."
    Stacee Jaxx: I'm the only one who understands me...*gestures to head* 'cuz I live in here.


  • Dennis Dupree: Do we trust him?
    Lonnie: (Flips coin and nods approvingly)
    Lonnie: [flips coin and nods approvingly]


  • Stacee Jaxx: You can't trap a Fire Phoenix
    Stacee Jaxx: You can't trap a Fire Phoenix.


  • Stacee Jaxx: Open your mouth!


  • Lonnie: Why is everybody quitting today?!


  • Chico: The beer guy is here...
    Dennis Dupree: Well, tell him I'm busy...
    Dennis Dupree: Busy falling in love.
    Chico: Si...


  • Sherrie: I am a stripper at the Venus
    Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band!
    Sherrie: You win
    Sherrie: You win.


  • Dennis Dupree: Oh my god I just threw up.
    Lonnie: Where?
    Dennis Dupree: In my pants.


  • Stacee Jaxx: He's hey man. (points to monkey)
    Stacee Jaxx: He's hey man. [points to monkey]


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