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The bite may be there, but the teeth don't break the skin. It's one part music, one part love story,and one part betrayal, but it lacks passion in every part.
Although there are a couple of interesting music stars in this movie: Thomas Dolby, Toni Basil, and Bo Diddley; they don't add anything to the film. The story is horrendous, and so are the main actors. It starts out promising, but gets more ridiculous with each scene, there's even a scene which is a music video, and it just comes out of nowhere. The worst part, I think, was the new bands that played in the movie, they were so horrible. Don't watch this movie, it's a waste of time.
I watched this for 45 minutes, and it had still gone nowhere. That would be okay if it was at least funny, but this is not. Don't waste your time.
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