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  • Ronnie Shields: Fucking asshole.
    Wheeler: Punk bitch.


  • Wheeler: thanks for everything guess what i did last night
    Wheeler: Thanks for everything. Guess what I did last night.


  • Augie Farks: If by gay you mean the old English definition of "fun, enjoyable and carefree," then yes, it's extremely gay.
    Augie Farks: If by gay you mean the old English definition of 'fun, enjoyable and carefree,' then yes, it's extremely gay.


  • Danny Donahue: Pick us up in two hours.
    Ronnie Shields: Fuck you, Miss Daisy!


  • Danny Donahue: Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.


  • Wheeler: Were not gona Butt Fuck these kids
    Wheeler: Were not gonna butt fuck these kids.


  • Wheeler: I sorta have a boner
    Wheeler: I sorta have a boner.


  • Augie Farks: I'm going to approach from the rear.
    Danny Donahue: *uncomfortable stare*
    Danny Donahue: [uncomfortable stare]


  • Gayle Sweeny: and your standing over there, and your standing over there, and I don't which way is up.
    Gayle Sweeny: You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!


  • Wheeler: It wasn't a blowjob. We fucked!


  • Gayle Sweeny: I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.


  • Danny Donahue: I bet if I asked him to play a game of Quidditch he'd cum himself.


  • Ronnie Shields: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
    Ronnie Shields: Suck it, 'Reindeer Games'!
    Danny Donahue: I'm not Ben Affleck.
    Ronnie Shields: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
    Wheeler: You *are* white.
    Danny Donahue: That's true, I am white.


  • Wheeler: You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.


  • Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
    Ronnie Shields: Hell, no!


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