Running With Scissors Quotes
Augusten Burroughs: I want rules... and boundaries... because... what I've learned is that... without them... all life is... is a series of surprises.
Dr. Finch: You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium!
Augusten Burroughs: According to Hope, Freud died of kitty leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water.