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The Sandlot Quotes

  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: Hurry up batter. It's gotta be a short game, then I gotta get home for lunch.


  • "The Babe": Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends: Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you can never go wrong.
    "The Babe": Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid and you can never go wrong.


  • Wendy: (after Squints kisses her) Little pervert!
    Wendy: [after Squints kisses her] Little pervert!


  • Michael "Squints"' Palledorous: (after Benny lectures Smalls on catching/throwing a ball) It's about time, Benny; my clothes are going out of style!
    Michael "Squints"' Palledorous: [after Benny lectures Smalls on catching/throwing a ball] It's about time, Benny; my clothes are going out of style!
    Alan "Yeah-Yeah" McClennan: They already are, Squints.
    Michael "Squints"' Palledorous: Shut up!


  • Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: What are you laughing at, Yeah-Yeah? You run like a duck!


  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: Hey, you wanna s'more?
    Scotty Smalls: Some more what?
    Hamilton "Ham" Porter: No, no. Do you want a s'more?
    Scotty Smalls: I just got here, so how can I have some more of nothing?
    Hamilton "Ham" Porter: You're killin' me, Smalls! Okay, these are s'mores stuff. Now pay attention. First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end.


  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: You're killin' me smalls!?!?!
    Hamilton "Ham" Porter: You're killin' me Smalls!


  • Mr. Mertle: So...it seems like you're in trouble
    Mr. Mertle: So...it seems like you're in trouble.
    Scotty Smalls: Yes, Babe Ruth signed that ball
    Scotty Smalls: Yes, Babe Ruth signed that ball.
    Mr. Mertle: George signed this?
    Scotty Smalls: George Herman Ruth? Yes
    Scotty Smalls: George Herman Ruth? Yes.
    Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.


  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: First you take a graham. Then you stick the chocolate on the graham. And then you roast the mallow. And when the mallows flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other graham. And then you stuff it.


  • Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: (About Smalls' hat) Got a fireplace?
    Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: [about Smalls' hat] Got a fireplace?
    Scotty Smalls: Yeah.
    Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Throw that in there, man.


  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said, "For-ev-er. For-ev-er. For-ev-er."
    Hamilton "Ham" Porter: And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said, 'For-ev-er. For-ev-er. For-ev-er.'
    Michael `Squints' Palledorous: And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said, 'For-ev-er. For-ev-er. For-ev-er.'


  • Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Oh shit.....
    Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Oh shit...


  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: You're killin' me, Smalls!


  • Police Chief: For-Ev-Er.


  • Hamilton "Ham" Porter: you play ball like a girl!
    Hamilton "Ham" Porter: You play ball like a girl!


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