Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Reviews

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June 24, 2006
[A] hilariously bad stab at sci-fi.
May 9, 2005
Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.
December 29, 2018
Just how incompetent is this picture? Its ineptitude applies even to the opening credits, which lists a "custume" designer.
December 10, 2016
There's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special.
December 3, 2012
This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic.
December 18, 2010
A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives...
February 12, 2009
The Cinematic Titanic team don't just tackle the film, they hang it on the wall like a trophy.
December 3, 2008
October 22, 2005
Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?
December 24, 2004
Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . .
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