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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Reviews

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July 30, 2002
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
July 25, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
December 18, 2010
A terrible product of people who wanted to appeal to kids but likely never met one in their lives...
August 16, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
December 27, 2001
This tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly.
Full Review | Original Score: D
October 22, 2005
Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?
Read More | Original Score: 0/5
December 24, 2004
Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . .
March 8, 2004
Read More | Original Score: 0/5
October 27, 2004
shot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call
| Original Score: 1/5
October 25, 2004
Low expectations met.
Read More | Original Score: 0/5
December 22, 2012
4 stars for bad-movie buffs, 1 star for the rest of humanity.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
June 13, 2001
The plot, such as it is, proves it is possible to insult the intelligence of a three-year-old.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
December 10, 2016
There's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special.
January 1, 2000
It's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through all 82 minutes...
Top Critic
June 24, 2006
[A] hilariously bad stab at sci-fi.
December 3, 2012
This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
December 16, 2004
White Christmas on a red planet, and not as bad as some people insist.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/5
May 9, 2005
Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
December 14, 2003
Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get.
December 21, 2003
I can't help it I love it!
| Original Score: 3/5
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