Santa With Muscles (1997)

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Movie Info

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne (famed wrestler turned actor Hulk Hogan) has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Rating:
PG
Genre:
Action & Adventure , Comedy , Kids & Family
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 wide
Runtime:
Studio:
Cabin Fever Entertainment

Cast

Ed Begley Jr.
as Ebner Frost
Hulk Hogan
as Blake Thorne
Don Stark
as Lenny
Garrett Morris
as Clayton
Robin Curtis
as Leslie
Adam Wylie
as Taylor
Kevin West
as Dr. Blight
Mila Kunis
as Sarah
Clint Howard
as Policeman
Jennifer Paz
as Helen Chu
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Critic Reviews for Santa With Muscles

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Full Review… | March 25, 2009
Variety
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Full Review… | January 10, 2004
Chicago Reader
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July 21, 2005
EmanuelLevy.Com

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March 5, 2003
About.com

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Full Review… | December 31, 1999
Flick Filosopher

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Full Review… | December 31, 1999
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

Audience Reviews for Santa With Muscles

Wow, this was bad. Mean guy millionaire businessman Hulk Hogan is on the run from the police when he disguises himself as Santa. He ends up getting knocked out and wakes up with amnesia believing himself to be the real Santa. Now only doing good deeds, he stops petty criminals and battles an evil scientist he knew from his youth at an orphanage. Makes no sense. Just poor, poor all around.

D M
D M

A total joke in and of itself. There's nothing redeeming about this movie. Its a piece of sh#t and I hope everyone who was involved with the making of it actually knew that.

Ben Jones
Ben Jones

this movie seriously does stink hulk hogan is one of the worst actors in the wrestling business this movie = big epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nick korkos
nick korkos

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