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Saved! Quotes

  • Roland: What? It wasn't like it was some sort of secret. The guy was like a one man gay pride parade.


  • Mary: Why would God make us all so different, if he wanted us to be the same?


  • Cassandra: Did I ever tell you about the time I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of the Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and some Daisy Dukes?


  • Mary: Please let it be cancer! Please let it be cancer! Please let it be cancer!


  • Hilary Faye: You know, smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second hand smoke kills.
    Cassandra: I'm counting on it.


  • Hilary Faye: I'm saving myself until marriage and I'll use force if necessary.


  • Mary: How could my boyfriend be gay? He's the best Christian I know and he's an athlete who's constantly strengthening himself creatively and spiritually for the Lord. Why had he been stricken with such a spiritually toxic affliction?


  • Hilary Faye: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
    Roland: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something
    Roland: Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something.


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