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Scary Movie 2 Quotes

  • Dwight: I..I can't feel my legs! Owwwwhowhow! I can't feel my legs!
    Ray: You never could.
    Dwight: Hey you stay out of this.

  • Dwight: I can do it myself!

  • Cindy Campbell: Help! My pussy's gone crazy!

  • Dwight: Hey I dont need your help lady. I can do it myself. [gives himself oral sex]

  • Cindy Campbell: Hey, Buddy.
    Buddy: Surprise.
    Cindy Campbell: OPEN CHEST!! (Punches him) Oh, ho, ho! You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick!
    Cindy Campbell: OPEN CHEST!! [punches him] Oh, ho, ho! You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick!

  • Alex: Why don't you just talk to me?
    Hell House Ghost: Because you gave me crabs!

  • Megan Voorhees: Fuck me, Fuck me.
    Megan Voorhees: Fuck me, fuck me.
    Father McFeely: (Starts fucking the demon)
    Father McFeely: [starts fucking the demon]
    Father Kerris: Father! This not part of the ritual.

  • Cindy Campbell: I woke up and I was in this dress. What about you Ray?
    Ray Jones: Oh I got mine on Friday.

  • Father Kerris: [Regans head turns 360'] Fuck This ......
    Father Kerris: [Regans head turns 360'] Fuck this.

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