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Scary Movie 3 Quotes

  • Aunt SahNeequa: You choose the wrong tv to come out of!


  • Cindy: That looks like a-
    Aunt SahNeequa: A cigarette!
    Cindy: I was gonna say an lighthouse


  • George: I have a dream.
    Tom: What is your dream?
    George: To have a dream.


  • Mahalik: this morning she woke up dead!
    Mahalik: This morning she woke up dead!
    Carson Ward: how the hell do you wake up dead!
    Carson Ward: How the hell do you wake up dead!
    Carson Ward: How the hell do you wake up dead?


  • Cindy: [hugging George] [crying] It's so hard.
    George: Well, you're a beautiful woman, and you're pressing up against me.


  • Cindy: So can you tell me about...
    Aunt SahNeequa: The tape?
    Cindy: Yes. I watched it and...
    Aunt SahNeequa: The phone rang.
    Cindy: Right. Then this voice said...
    Aunt SahNeequa: That you would die in seven days.
    Cindy: Okay, that's getting...
    Aunt SahNeequa: Extremely annoying.
    Cindy: Yeah.
    Orpheus: Try being married to her. I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.


  • Becca: This is really weird... [referring to ringing phone]
    Kate: Yeah... Big house, only one phone... [picks up phone] Hello? [passes it to Becca]
    Becca: Hello? Voice on Phone: I'm coming for you my precious... Becca: [looks relieved] Hi Mom...


  • The Architect: I call he Linda. (some time later) She is built for two and he vibrates.(*farting sound briefly*)
    The Architect: I call he Linda. [some time later] She is built for two and he vibrates. [farting sound briefly]


  • The Architect: We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit.


  • The President: Get off my planet you alien(hits person)
    The President: Get off my planet you alien.


  • Brenda Meeks: Cindy! The TV's leaking!
    Brenda Meeks: Cindy, the TV's leaking.


  • Becca: "Oh my god turn it off!"
    Becca: Oh my god turn it off!
    Kate: (Remote is turned backwards) "I can't!"
    Kate: [Remote is turned backwards] I can't!
    Becca: "What do we do?"
    Becca: What do we do?


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