Scary Movie 3 Reviews

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November 12, 2018
The first one was original, the second was still funny, but the third installment is on autopilot.
December 28, 2010
This PG-13 has R-rated stuff.
June 23, 2008
Be afraid, be very afraid.
June 23, 2008
Just middling funny, with no truly memorable high points and a sum impact that goes poof! before you've left the parking garage.
April 1, 2006
Basically, any movie that suffers from a lack of Charlie Sheen has got problems.
February 9, 2006
Zucker's slapstick may have the satiric delicacy of a chainsaw lobotomy, but it hasn't harmed the franchise.
July 5, 2005
July 20, 2004
If you're looking for anything other than a parody clipshow, you won't find it.
May 2, 2004
Scary Movie 3 turns out to be an odd combination of the old-fashioned and the hip. I found it too awkward a combination to be entirely successful.
April 9, 2004
This is not one of those occasions when you feel like giving Zucker an even break.
February 2, 2004
The film's comic philosophy might best be summed up this way: If you think it's funny seeing Sheen bang his head against a lamp once, then it's twice as funny to see him do it twice.
Top Critic
January 27, 2004
The only thing more worn than the humour is a tired-looking Nielsen.
January 16, 2004
Leave your brain in the foyer, and your taste in the toilets.
January 8, 2004
Algumas gags funcionam, mas numa razão de cerca de 30%, eu diria. Portanto, talvez esta produção valha o preço do ingresso - isto é, caso você consiga 70% de desconto.
December 8, 2003
November 22, 2003
The latest in this popular spoof franchise is funnier than Scary Movie 2 (which means I came close to laughing at least once.)
November 17, 2003
It's time to stop, I'm afraid.
November 15, 2003
... the only people who'll remember it will be the ones cashing their checks afterward (or who'll campaign a studio later to do another one of these turkeys).
November 11, 2003
The vibe of Zucker's great films is there, but because the subject matter is so scattershot, it's not handled as richly, and the payoffs are shallower.
November 6, 2003
This PG-13 rated film -- give me a break! -- illustrates everything wrong with the MPAA's rating system. Sleaze oozes from every celluloid frame.
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