RT, can you guys please make a consensus.

That would help me decide whether or not I should see it.
Dan  B.
04-13-2013 07:33 PM

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Bob Dylan

God .

I love how it's at 5%.

Apr 16 - 04:29 PM

Zane B

Chum Chum

Think for your self maybe?

Apr 16 - 03:49 PM

Film Fanatic

Daire Hutton

(Not S.M. Related) how do people become super reviewers?!?!?!?

Apr 16 - 09:19 AM

David Tanny

Big Fat Jewish Guy

Users nominate them.

Apr 16 - 06:20 PM

David Tanny

Big Fat Jewish Guy

Read the reviews. That's all the proof you need to avoid this shit like the plague.

Apr 15 - 11:37 AM

Gavin the moviejunkie1994

Gavin Cresswell

I kind of liked the movie, but I've come up with something for the consensus for this film.

"As an example of a tiring franchise, Scary Movie 5 fails to exceed the quality of the previous films with crude humor, dull characters, and a script that lacks any coherence."

Apr 15 - 06:57 AM

Steven Potgeter

Steven Potgeter

"Scary Movie V is a first rate horror comedy that manages to exceed the quality of the films it spoofs thanks to dedicated performances by its likable cast and an Oscar worthy screenplay."

Apr 14 - 05:43 AM

Film Fanatic

Daire Hutton

Joke???

Apr 14 - 10:08 AM

Steven Potgeter

Steven Potgeter

Yes.

Apr 14 - 02:42 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

GOOD GOD NO!

Apr 15 - 03:33 PM

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

1st. There has to be a certain number of reviews in order to make a consensus, 2nd. You shouldn't see this movie anyways

Apr 13 - 09:28 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

To be concise:
"Shit."

Apr 13 - 09:21 PM

Bob Dylan

God .

^^^ Best consensus ever.

Apr 13 - 11:20 PM

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Bravo EMOD.

Apr 14 - 12:10 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

You are indeed worthy of your consensus.

Apr 14 - 06:08 AM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

@John you can suck a dick; I at least have good taste in movies. According to you Transformers, GI JOE, Robocop 2, and fucking spider man 3, are better than the first Spider Man film. You have no credibility whatsoever. Die.

Apr 14 - 11:15 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Shut up, asshole. Don't criticize my taste in movies.

Apr 14 - 12:19 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

And the first Spider-Man had a TERRIBLE GREEN GOBLIN along with visual effects and action scenes that came from a fucking PS2 game.

Apr 14 - 12:20 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

First of all you criticized my taste in movies-- or rather my Distaste-- and second of all that movie was made in 2002 so back the fuck off; not every movie is Avatar.

Apr 14 - 12:24 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Minority Report was made in 2002 and had great effects. The Two Towers was made in 2002 and had great effects. Star Trek Nemesis, Attack of the Clones, The Time Machine, and Solaris were all made in 2002 and they had good effects.

Apr 14 - 02:51 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

Star Trek Nemesis, Attack of the Clones, The Time Machine, and Solaris were all shitty movies.
Maybe you should learn to follow a story and pay less attention to the side stuff like CGI. CGI isn't everything. No wonder your favorite movies are the Transformers... No plot or good characters, just action and SFX. Learn to appreciate good acting and art and stop fawning over shit like Freddy Krueger and Transformers.

Apr 14 - 03:07 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

My favorite movie of all time is fucking Blade Runner and that had great acting and spectacular art design.

Apr 14 - 03:35 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

Liar. Everyone knows your favorite movie is Transformers.

Apr 14 - 03:41 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

You just try harder and harder to piss me off, do ya?

Apr 14 - 04:25 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

You just try harder and harder to piss me off, do you?

Apr 14 - 04:28 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

Will you two stop it or do i need to get the water hose out?

Apr 14 - 03:51 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

...
???????

Apr 14 - 04:23 PM

Mr k.

Mr khan

you guys fighting in many of the threads. lol just trying to see if me stepping in will stop it.

Apr 14 - 04:25 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

He started it.

Apr 14 - 04:26 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

He started it. All I was doing is just posting a comment but he had to step in and piss me off.

Apr 14 - 04:27 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

...
???????????????????

Apr 14 - 06:21 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

The fuck's with those question marks?

Apr 14 - 06:48 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

?

Apr 14 - 07:42 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Okay, now you're being deliberately stupid.

Apr 14 - 08:48 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

.

Apr 14 - 09:14 PM

David Tanny

Big Fat Jewish Guy

When you say water hose, are you referring to your penis?

Apr 15 - 11:35 AM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Dude, that's fucked-up shit.

Apr 15 - 02:35 PM

David Tanny

Big Fat Jewish Guy

Just trying to break up the tension.

Apr 15 - 05:31 PM

Zane B

Chum Chum

Not much is being accomplished here

Apr 16 - 03:52 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Maybe it's intended to not accomplish much.

Apr 16 - 05:04 PM

Alex M.

Alex Maverick

This movie probably isn't worth writing a consensus.

Apr 13 - 08:18 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Believe it or not, it REALLY isn't. I regret wasting by seven dollars and eighty-five cents on this shit. It makes Movie 43 look like The Hobbit.

Apr 13 - 08:52 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

LOL

Apr 13 - 09:21 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

I'm not even joking. It's really THAT bad. Like Meet the Spartans or Battlefield Earth bad.

Apr 14 - 06:07 AM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

I hope this movie fails hard at the BO.

Apr 14 - 10:01 AM

David Tanny

Big Fat Jewish Guy

I'm imagining it will plummet to #9 or #10 next weekend.

Apr 15 - 05:32 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

All the other scary movies made around 140 to 240 million each, i think. So it's no surprise this will hit around the 218 range or something.

Apr 15 - 07:03 PM

Kevin DeLoughry

Kevin DeLoughry

Maybe you don't need one by the 6% and the reviews that say things like: "A hate crime against cinema" and "the stupidest fall-flat comedy ever" and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp_KHhCIsA0&list=UU7v3-2K1N84V67IF-WTRG-Q&index=2

Apr 13 - 08:06 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

They can't even make one for A Haunted House or the Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street sequels.

Apr 13 - 07:35 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

The Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street sequels are already spoofs in themselves.

Apr 14 - 12:25 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

So, Halloween 4, Friday the 13th Part 6, and Nightmare on Elm Street 3 are spoofs? No, I don't fucking think so.

Apr 14 - 04:28 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

Why not? They made me laugh!

Apr 14 - 06:22 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

I'll give you a number for a good psychiatrist.

Apr 14 - 06:49 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

Okay.

Apr 14 - 07:42 PM

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Here's the number for mine, I don't think she'll care considering I gave her phone number to a buddy of mine once 207-404-2604

Apr 14 - 09:00 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

No thanks, I don't think Carrie can help me. She doesn't understand the pain I've been through....

Apr 14 - 09:15 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

You called fucking Carrie? LMAO

Apr 15 - 02:36 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

Actually, I googled the number first. I saw it was a Carrie hotline; I'm not stupid. I use critical thinking skills before doing stupid shit.

Apr 15 - 07:04 PM

John Tyler

John Tyler McClane

Sorry.

Apr 16 - 04:25 AM

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Bad Ash J. Gilmore

Sorry I had to do it lol.

Apr 16 - 04:53 PM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

Frank, you failed. You cannot fool me. You did not entertain; therefore you must die.

Apr 16 - 09:24 PM

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