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I love how it's at 5%.
Apr 16 - 04:29 PM
Think for your self maybe?
Apr 16 - 03:49 PM
(Not S.M. Related) how do people become super reviewers?!?!?!?
Apr 16 - 09:19 AM
Big Fat Jewish Guy
Users nominate them.
Apr 16 - 06:20 PM
Read the reviews. That's all the proof you need to avoid this shit like the plague.
Apr 15 - 11:37 AM
I kind of liked the movie, but I've come up with something for the consensus for this film.
"As an example of a tiring franchise, Scary Movie 5 fails to exceed the quality of the previous films with crude humor, dull characters, and a script that lacks any coherence."
Apr 15 - 06:57 AM
"Scary Movie V is a first rate horror comedy that manages to exceed the quality of the films it spoofs thanks to dedicated performances by its likable cast and an Oscar worthy screenplay."
Apr 14 - 05:43 AM
Apr 14 - 10:08 AM
Apr 14 - 02:42 PM
John Tyler McClane
GOOD GOD NO!
Apr 15 - 03:33 PM
Bad Ash J. Gilmore
1st. There has to be a certain number of reviews in order to make a consensus, 2nd. You shouldn't see this movie anyways
Apr 13 - 09:28 PM
To be concise:
Apr 13 - 09:21 PM
^^^ Best consensus ever.
Apr 13 - 11:20 PM
Apr 14 - 12:10 AM
You are indeed worthy of your consensus.
Apr 14 - 06:08 AM
@John you can suck a dick; I at least have good taste in movies. According to you Transformers, GI JOE, Robocop 2, and fucking spider man 3, are better than the first Spider Man film. You have no credibility whatsoever. Die.
Apr 14 - 11:15 AM
Shut up, asshole. Don't criticize my taste in movies.
Apr 14 - 12:19 PM
And the first Spider-Man had a TERRIBLE GREEN GOBLIN along with visual effects and action scenes that came from a fucking PS2 game.
Apr 14 - 12:20 PM
First of all you criticized my taste in movies-- or rather my Distaste-- and second of all that movie was made in 2002 so back the fuck off; not every movie is Avatar.
Apr 14 - 12:24 PM
Minority Report was made in 2002 and had great effects. The Two Towers was made in 2002 and had great effects. Star Trek Nemesis, Attack of the Clones, The Time Machine, and Solaris were all made in 2002 and they had good effects.
Apr 14 - 02:51 PM
Star Trek Nemesis, Attack of the Clones, The Time Machine, and Solaris were all shitty movies.
Maybe you should learn to follow a story and pay less attention to the side stuff like CGI. CGI isn't everything. No wonder your favorite movies are the Transformers... No plot or good characters, just action and SFX. Learn to appreciate good acting and art and stop fawning over shit like Freddy Krueger and Transformers.
Apr 14 - 03:07 PM
My favorite movie of all time is fucking Blade Runner and that had great acting and spectacular art design.
Apr 14 - 03:35 PM
Liar. Everyone knows your favorite movie is Transformers.
Apr 14 - 03:41 PM
You just try harder and harder to piss me off, do ya?
Apr 14 - 04:25 PM
You just try harder and harder to piss me off, do you?
Apr 14 - 04:28 PM
Will you two stop it or do i need to get the water hose out?
Apr 14 - 03:51 PM
Apr 14 - 04:23 PM
you guys fighting in many of the threads. lol just trying to see if me stepping in will stop it.
He started it.
Apr 14 - 04:26 PM
He started it. All I was doing is just posting a comment but he had to step in and piss me off.
Apr 14 - 04:27 PM
Apr 14 - 06:21 PM
The fuck's with those question marks?
Apr 14 - 06:48 PM
Apr 14 - 07:42 PM
Okay, now you're being deliberately stupid.
Apr 14 - 08:48 PM
Apr 14 - 09:14 PM
When you say water hose, are you referring to your penis?
Apr 15 - 11:35 AM
Dude, that's fucked-up shit.
Apr 15 - 02:35 PM
Just trying to break up the tension.
Apr 15 - 05:31 PM
Not much is being accomplished here
Apr 16 - 03:52 PM
Maybe it's intended to not accomplish much.
Apr 16 - 05:04 PM
This movie probably isn't worth writing a consensus.
Apr 13 - 08:18 PM
Believe it or not, it REALLY isn't. I regret wasting by seven dollars and eighty-five cents on this shit. It makes Movie 43 look like The Hobbit.
Apr 13 - 08:52 PM
I'm not even joking. It's really THAT bad. Like Meet the Spartans or Battlefield Earth bad.
Apr 14 - 06:07 AM
I hope this movie fails hard at the BO.
Apr 14 - 10:01 AM
I'm imagining it will plummet to #9 or #10 next weekend.
Apr 15 - 05:32 PM
All the other scary movies made around 140 to 240 million each, i think. So it's no surprise this will hit around the 218 range or something.
Apr 15 - 07:03 PM
Maybe you don't need one by the 6% and the reviews that say things like: "A hate crime against cinema" and "the stupidest fall-flat comedy ever" and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp_KHhCIsA0&list=UU7v3-2K1N84V67IF-WTRG-Q&index=2
Apr 13 - 08:06 PM
They can't even make one for A Haunted House or the Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street sequels.
Apr 13 - 07:35 PM
The Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street sequels are already spoofs in themselves.
Apr 14 - 12:25 PM
So, Halloween 4, Friday the 13th Part 6, and Nightmare on Elm Street 3 are spoofs? No, I don't fucking think so.
Why not? They made me laugh!
Apr 14 - 06:22 PM
I'll give you a number for a good psychiatrist.
Apr 14 - 06:49 PM
Here's the number for mine, I don't think she'll care considering I gave her phone number to a buddy of mine once 207-404-2604
Apr 14 - 09:00 PM
No thanks, I don't think Carrie can help me. She doesn't understand the pain I've been through....
Apr 14 - 09:15 PM
You called fucking Carrie? LMAO
Apr 15 - 02:36 PM
Actually, I googled the number first. I saw it was a Carrie hotline; I'm not stupid. I use critical thinking skills before doing stupid shit.
Apr 15 - 07:04 PM
Apr 16 - 04:25 AM
Sorry I had to do it lol.
Apr 16 - 04:53 PM
Frank, you failed. You cannot fool me. You did not entertain; therefore you must die.
Apr 16 - 09:24 PM