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Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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April 12, 2013
A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
Full Review | Original Score: D
April 12, 2013
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
April 12, 2013
If it's even possible, Scary Movie 5 is worse than its predecessors, reaching all new heights of stupidity and fall-flat comedy.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/10
April 12, 2013
The best part of Scary Movie 5 -- not counting the part when it's over -- comes near the beginning.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
April 12, 2013
I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available)
April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is a dumbed down and hollow version of the franchise formula - resulting in an idiotic (and unamusing) attempt at parody that is tedious not fun.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 12, 2013
A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/10
April 12, 2013
yap yap yap yap yap...
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
April 12, 2013
The "Scary Movie" franchise has never been known for its highbrow comedy, but this latest installment feels especially juvenile and pointless.
April 12, 2013
There are opportunities to have a good time with this film, if you are a forgiving sort.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
April 12, 2013
This is the sort of movie where you feel bad for Sheen and Lohan, because they hadn't actually hit rock bottom until they agreed to appear in it.
April 12, 2013
You know that friend of yours, the one who can't tell even the simplest joke? Watching him struggle for 85 minutes would still be funnier than this movie.
April 12, 2013
Even if you chuckle occasionally at this, it's hard to see how anyone would want to pay to see it.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/5
April 12, 2013
Another pointless exercise that only served to make me deeply examine why comedy was ever funny. Next time, I'd rather just laugh.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 12, 2013
Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/10
April 12, 2013
The inexcusably desperate "Scary Movie 5" is this once-prosperous series' death rattle.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
April 12, 2013
85 or so minutes of random nonsense from filmmakers so clearly dispirited by their mercenary assignment that they seem to be running out the clock from the very first frame.
Full Review | Original Score: D
April 12, 2013
[A] numbingly inane if cheerfully up-to-the-minute new entry in a franchise presumed to have breathed its last seven years ago.
April 12, 2013
You must have a better way to spend that $13.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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