Scary Movie 5 - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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Top Critic
Kyle Smith
New York Post
April 12, 2013
Put it this way, there's a spoof of "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" in which gorillas throw their feces at the wall to see if it sticks, and you can't help wondering if this is actual documentary footage of the script meetings.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Brian Orndorf
Blu-ray.com
April 12, 2013
A pitiful grab bag of awful with a torturous sense of humor, crash landing a formerly inoffensive franchise into hostile Friedberg/Seltzer territory.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Devin Faraci
Birth.Movies.Death.
April 12, 2013
If AIRPLANE! was Mad Magazine at its absolute best, a real genius work of insanity, SCARY MOVIE V is an issue you don't bother trying to get back after the teacher confiscates it.
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat
April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is so bad, it makes A Haunted House look like a Seltzer/Friedberg comedy.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Bill Gibron
Film Racket
April 12, 2013
like a sharp stick in the eye
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Top Critic
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
April 12, 2013
Spoofing movies ranging from Black Swan to Mama to Paranormal Activity, this installment of the profitable series is woefully, painfully unfunny.
Matt Pais
RedEye
April 12, 2013
Spoofs always break the rule of half-mocking something stale, but I had no idea we needed a minimum amount of time needed before a reference.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Roger Moore
Movie Nation
April 12, 2013
These movies grow shorter and less funny by the year.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Chris Bumbray
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
April 12, 2013
When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in a movie, you know it's bad. SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that a DJ spinning a pizza instead of a record is what passes for a sight gag. Or a woman having sex with a microwave...
Full Review | Original Score: 0/10
Jake Wilson
The Age (Australia)
April 11, 2013
This is the first Scary Movie in seven years, but the formula remains unchanged, with a thin storyline linking spoofs of Hollywood hits.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Jenny Casablancas
FILMINK (Australia)
April 9, 2013
It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.
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