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Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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April 12, 2013
There are opportunities to have a good time with this film, if you are a forgiving sort.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
April 12, 2013
If AIRPLANE! was Mad Magazine at its absolute best, a real genius work of insanity, SCARY MOVIE V is an issue you don't bother trying to get back after the teacher confiscates it.
April 17, 2016
Every penny that "Scary Movie V" earns is cinematic blood money, looted from the pockets of unsuspecting moviegoers.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
October 16, 2013
The writers are on auto pilot once more, relying on the "It's familiar, so it must be funny" routine...
August 19, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/10
August 15, 2013
Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 12, 2013
A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.
May 4, 2013
Enough. Please.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
May 3, 2013
This is a big waste of time, drawing one more gasp out of a series that should have given up the ghost long ago.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 21, 2013
This franchise has steadily gotten worse and worse with #5 being the all time low.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
April 20, 2013
The only thing scary about 'Scary Movie 5' is the thought of a sequel.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
April 18, 2013
It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 17, 2013
Don't. Don't go see this. Don't subject yourself to this. Don't subject your brain to this. Don't give these people your money and encourage them to make more of this.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/5
April 16, 2013
The filmmakers border on sophomoric desperation, achieving a measurable shred of humor only in the outtakes during the closing credits.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
April 15, 2013
A laughter vacuum whose race to parody the likes of Mama and the new Evil Dead remake didn't stretch to writing actual jokes.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 14, 2013
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 14, 2013
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
April 14, 2013
This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
April 13, 2013
If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
April 13, 2013
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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