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  • Ned Schneebly: I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?
    Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
    ‐ Submitted by Ed B (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
    ‐ Submitted by Ed B (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: What do you like to do?
    Freddy: I don't know, burn stuff.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaeda M (3 years ago)

  • Billy: You're tacky and I hate you.
    ‐ Submitted by Owen E (3 years ago)

  • Freddy: Just play the song Schneebly!
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Lawrence: Don't let the man bring you down.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Freddy: Go to hell Sneebly!
    Dewey Finn: That's it Freddy! That's it!
    Summer: Your a joke! Your the worst teacher I ever had!
    Dewey Finn: Summer that is great! I liked it cause I felt your anger.
    Summer: Thank you.
    Lawrence: Your fat and have body odor.
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: What, you guys? This project is called "Rock Band." I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!......Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the "Led" out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motorhead? Ah, what do they teach in this place. Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board.
    Summer: Factotum.
    Dewey Finn: 'Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation & theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.
    ‐ Submitted by Eugene B (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: AH! What do they teach in this place!?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (3 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: I will see you cats on the flip flop later.
    ‐ Submitted by Andy C (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: Now let's get out there and melt some faces.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too.
    ‐ Submitted by Carol M (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • Patty: Wow!
    ‐ Submitted by Tony A (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass.
    ‐ Submitted by Christy T (4 years ago)

  • Principal Rosalie Mullins: [in an inappropriate tone of voice] Excuse me, I've just been informed that all of your children are missing!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math.
    ‐ Submitted by Olivia A (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: If you can't teach, you teach P.E.
    ‐ Submitted by Jamie S (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: You're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
    Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
    Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
    ‐ Submitted by Anna B (5 years ago)