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  • Ned Schneebly: I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?
    Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?


  • Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?


  • Dewey Finn: What do you like to do?
    Freddy: I don't know, burn stuff.


  • Billy: You're tacky and I hate you.


  • Freddy: Just play the song Schneebly!


  • Lawrence: Don't let the man bring you down.


  • Freddy: Go to hell Sneebly!
    Dewey Finn: That's it Freddy! That's it!
    Summer: Your a joke! Your the worst teacher I ever had!
    Dewey Finn: Summer that is great! I liked it cause I felt your anger.
    Summer: Thank you.
    Lawrence: Your fat and have body odor.


  • Dewey Finn: What, you guys? This project is called "Rock Band." I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!......Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the "Led" out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motorhead? Ah, what do they teach in this place. Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board.
    Summer: Factotum.
    Dewey Finn: 'Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation & theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.


  • Dewey Finn: AH! what do they teach in this place!?
    Dewey Finn: AH! What do they teach in this place!?


  • Dewey Finn: I will see you cats on the flip flop later
    Dewey Finn: I will see you cats on the flip flop later.


  • Dewey Finn: now lets get out there and melt some faces
    Dewey Finn: Now let's get out there and melt some faces.


  • Dewey Finn: It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too.


  • Dewey Finn: in the words of ac/dc we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock i salute you
    Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you.


  • Dewey Finn: you know what you don't have to worry about me because i'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line i got no problem smacking him in the head
    Dewey Finn: You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head.


  • Patty: Wow!!!!!!
    Patty: Wow!


  • Dewey Finn: Dear lord, thank you for giving us this chance, to kick ass.
    Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass.


  • Principal Rosalie Mullins: [in an inappropriate tone of voice] Excuse me, I've just been informed that all of your children are missing!


  • Dewey Finn: Math is a wonderful thing! Math is a really cool thing, So get off your ath let's do some math! Math, math, math, math, math
    Dewey Finn: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math.


  • Dewey Finn: If you can't teach, you teach P.E.


  • Dewey Finn: You'll just be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!
    Dewey Finn: You're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!


  • Dewey Finn: I've got a hangover, who knows what that means?
    Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
    Freddy: Doesn't that mean you were drunk?
    Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
    Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk YESTERDAY.
    Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.


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