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Scottish Mussel

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Jennifer Heaton Alternative Lens 11/02/2018
5/10
Generic Romantic Comedy #137 with a Scottish twist. Go to Full Review
Rosalynn Try-Hane Battle Royale With Cheese 08/22/2018
For the most part I found it an enjoyable way to spend 93 minutes but be warned the script is pretty flimsy... Go to Full Review
Jamie Neish CineVue 08/13/2018
1/5
As vacuous as they come, without so much as a morsel of skill being put on display, and lacking any sign of either drama or humour. Go to Full Review
Jason Best Movie Talk 12/07/2017
2/5
Talulah Riley is clearly aiming for the whimsical Caledonian charm of Bill Forsyth's Local Hero or Ken Loach's The Angels' Share [with this] eco-friendly comedy about pearl piracy in the Scottish Highlands.Sadly, she falls some way short. Go to Full Review
David Kettle The Arts Desk 09/23/2016
1/5
With its broad, scattergun humour, lazy characterisation and inept plot and dialogue (not to mention its patronising, metropolitan view of "wild" Scotland), Scottish Mussel should have stayed firmly locked in its shell. Go to Full Review
Alistair Harkness Scotsman 09/23/2016
1/5
The worst film ever made in Scotland ... Go to Full Review
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Ian M 09/01/2024 I think this movie could become a Cult Classic! Sure the plot is dodgy and the humor is forced or weak, but you can still follow the story, have a little laugh at the bits, and check out some beautiful Scottish scenery. I think if people would just relax, play the film with no expectations or judgement, and roll with the humour they would enjoy it. See more Gill G 08/24/2024 If you can suspend belief for an hour it's a lovely wee film, total nonsense but very endearing with a good cast. See more 03/24/2022 I'm not even half way through this movie and I can honestly say its painful to watch . The acting is amateurish ,the story line ridiculous and the attempts of the English actors to speak with a Scottish accent is absolutely cringeworthy ,and what is it with the American character 🙁 I'm surprised Martin Compton signed up for this drivel . See more 02/04/2022 If you thought Harry Enfield couldn't do a Scottish accent, you're right, however it is marginally better than than fake cowboy accent also in the movie. I turned it off after 7 minutes when the female protagonist swims 30ft to the bottom of a stream that is no more than 10ft wide. What a pile of twaddle See more Matt V 04/13/2021 Look it's not the best movie in the world! But it's funny, and sweet. See more 01/17/2020 Probably the worst film I've ever seen. Infact, not probably, by far the worst film I've ever seen by quite a long way. Being Scottish, i was actually offended by how bad the accents were. In a word, PISH. See more Read all reviews
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