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Scream 4 Quotes

  • Charlie Walker: What about Sidney?
    Gale Weathers: What about Sidney?
    Robbie Mercer: Hey, you know her, right? I am, you're friends with her?
    Charlie Walker: No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit by Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
    Gale Weathers: Ooh... Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.


  • Charlie Walker: What about Sidney?
    Gale Weathers: What about Sidney?
    Robbie Mercer: Hey, you know her, right? I am, you're friends with her?
    Charlie Walker: No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit by Sidney Prescott, I mean she’s the star.
    Gale Weathers: Ooh… Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.


  • Gale Weathers: What if we could catch the killer by working together? Two generations of cutting-edge journalists intertwining our passions for media? What would you say?
    Robbie Mercer: I love you.
    Gale Weathers: Very good, now, if you give me your expertise on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro High, and maybe I could give you something in return. Say a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club? By me.


  • Gale Weathers: So, you two are the boys that run the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?
    Robbie Mercer: Oh, Charlie, rents it. I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.
    Charlie Walker: It's called Cinema Club.
    Gale Weathers: So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school?
    Charlie Walker: [nodded hesitantly] Maybe.
    Charlie Walker: Maybe.


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?
    Charlie Walker: My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.
    Gale Weathers-Riley: Mind turning it off? A little old school off the record?
    Robbie Mercer: Can't owe it to my audience.
    Gale Weathers-Riley: [angry] Turn that fucking thing off.
    Gale Weathers-Riley: Turn that fucking thing off.


  • Rachel: Fucking kidding me. [she turned off the TV using the remote control]
    Rachel: Fucking kidding me.
    Chloe: What?
    Rachel: That was so fucking stupid. Pure horse shit. A death of horror right in front of us!
    Chloe: I jumped. It scared me.
    Rachel: A fucking Facebook killer? You're kidding me right?
    Chloe: I guess now it would be Twitter. That'd make more sense.


  • Jill Roberts: Is this how it's going to be, Sid? The ending of the movie was suppose to be at the house. This is just [clinching teeth] silly.
    Sidney Prescott: Consider this an alternate ending.


  • Trevor Sheldon: Did you guys see Jill coming inside?
    Kirby Reed: Yes, Trevor she is upstairs. Thank God you are here to protect her when you can't even find her.


  • Deputy Hoss: Cops guarding the house, they always get it. Itâ??s a movie cop rule. It sucks to be a cop in a movie unless youâ??re Bruce Willis.
    Deputy Hoss: Cops guarding the house, they always get it. It's a movie cop rule. It sucks to be a cop in a movie unless you're Bruce Willis.
    Deputy Perkins: Not all cops die in movies.
    Deputy Hoss: No, but if itâ??s your last day before retirement, you do. Or if youâ??re a rookie and just found out your wife is pregnant, you do. Or if your partner is better looking than you, you do.
    Deputy Hoss: No, but if it's your last day before retirement, you do. Or if you're a rookie and just found out your wife is pregnant, you do. Or if your partner is better looking than you, you do.
    Deputy Perkins: I win that one. Tell ya what, I'm gonna take the next perimeter, I'll be right back. [Holds still] Shit. I know this one. You're not suppose to say that, are you?
    Deputy Perkins: I win that one. Tell ya what, I'm gonna take the next perimeter, I'll be right back. [holds still] Shit. I know this one. You're not suppose to say that, are you?


  • Olivia Morris: What are you guys up to?
    Kirby Reed: Watching Shaun Of The Dead.
    Olivia Morris: Do you know there are two zombies sitted outside the house on a car?
    Kirby Reed: Yep, they're cops.


  • Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes Jill: Don't FUCK with the original.


  • Kirby Reed: The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party, so in the remake..
    Charlie Walker: The party is the false ending. New rules.
    Kirby Reed: Exactly.


  • Jill Roberts: Is this how it's going to be, Sid? The ending of the movie was suppose to be at the house, this is just...[clinching teeth] silly!
    Jill Roberts: Is this how it's going to be, Sid? The ending of the movie was suppose to be at the house, this is just... [clinching teeth] silly!
    Sidney Prescott: Consider this an alternate ending.


  • Gale Weathers: Your lemon squares taste like ass!!
    Gale Weathers: Your lemon squares taste like ass!


  • Deputy Judy Hicks: You don't remember me, do you?
    Sidney Prescott: Excuse me?


  • Jill Roberts: That's sick, right? Well sick is the new sane.


  • Olivia Morris: What are you guys up to?
    Kirby Reed: Watching Shaun Of The Dead.
    Olivia Morris: Do you know there are two zombies sitting outside your house, in a car?
    Kirby Reed: Yep. They're cops.


  • Jill Roberts: Is this how it's going to be, Sid? The movie was suppose to end at the house, this is just...silly.
    Sidney Prescott: Consider this an alternate ending.


  • Kirby Reed: The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party, so in the remake...
    Charlie Walker: The party is the false ending. New rules.
    Kirby Reed: Exactly.


  • The Voice: You know Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital. Sounds like you're in a parking garage, a dark and deserted parking garage. But if you want to be in a hospital, I'd be happy to put you there...in the fucking morgue!


  • Sidney Prescott: Robert's residence.
    Ghostface: Welcome home Sidney.


  • Jenny Randall: Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor. You know, you really should direct horror films. Wherever you are. Let me guess, you want me to walk by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh? [phone rings] OK, timing. Timing is perfect. But you don't have an app on your phone, so you can't talk like ghostface, can you?
    The Voice: Yes I can...
    Jenny Randall: Who is this?
    The Voice: Not an app...


  • Gale Weathers: What's going on Dewey?
    Deputy Judy Hicks: Gale, this is a police business if you can just let us handle this...
    Gale Weathers: I'm talking to my husband deputy Judy!...
    Gale Weathers: I'm talking to my husband deputy Judy!


  • Rebecca Walters: This is Rebecca.
    Ghostface: Sidney Prescott please.
    Rebecca Walters: I'm handling Ms. Prescott's calls and appearances, may I take a message?
    Ghostface: You are the message. (Rebecca getting scared) Are you writing these down?
    Ghostface: You are the message. [Rebecca getting scared] Are you writing these down?


  • Sidney Prescott: You forgot one thing- don't f*** with original.


  • Robbie Mercer: Uh, you're a genre nut Kirby, what's your favorite scary movie?
    Kirby Reed: Bambi.


  • Ghostface: But you, you're the dumb blonde with the big tits. I'll have some fun with you before you die.


  • Robbie Mercer: You can't kill me. There are rules! I mean, I'm gay, you know... If that helps....


  • Gale Weathers: Dewey what's going on?
    Deputy Judy Hicks: Gale this is a police business if you can just let us handle this...
    Gale Weathers-Riley: I'm talking to my husband Deputy Judy...


  • Gale Weathers: Hicks you're alive?!
    Gale Weathers: Hicks you're alive?
    Deputy Judy Hicks: Wear the vest, save your chest...(fainted)
    Deputy Judy Hicks: Wear the vest, save your chest. [fainted]


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: (to Judy)The lemon squares taste like ass...(walk away)
    Gale Weathers-Riley: [to Judy] The lemon squares taste like ass... [walks away]
    Dewey Riley: They don't, they really don't...
    Deputy Judy Hicks: (starts to smile) thank you sir...
    Deputy Judy Hicks: [starts to smile] Thank you sir...


  • Ghostface: hello... who is this?
    Ghostface: Hello... who is this?
    Marnie Cooper: Marnie, who's this?
    Ghostface: this is the last person you'll ever gonna see alive...
    Ghostface: This is the last person you'll ever gonna see alive...
    Marnie Cooper: (scared)
    Marnie Cooper: [scared]
    Jenny Randall: (Jenny laughs) I'm sorry, I had too...
    Jenny Randall: [Jenny laughs] I'm sorry, I had too...


  • Gale Weathers: okay, okay.... what about the book?
    Gale Weathers: Okay, okay.... what about the book?
    Jill: looks like all i have to write it myself...
    Jill: Looks like all I have to write it myself.


  • Kirby Reed: Who Invited You Trevor?
    Trevor Sheldon: ......
    Trevor Sheldon: ...


  • Sidney Prescott: Don't fuck with the original
    Sidney Prescott: Don't fuck with the original.


  • Ghostface: You hang up on me I will cut through your neck until I feel bone!


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: Clear.
    Jill Roberts: Clear?
    Sidney Prescott: Clear.


  • The Voice: Im gonna slit your eyelids in half so you dont blink when i stab you in the face
    The Voice: I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you dont blink when I stab you in the face.


  • Robbie Mercer: What is your favorite scary movie?
    Kirby Reed: [Scoffs] Bambi
    Kirby Reed: [scoffs] Bambi.


  • Ghostface: Do I sound like a Trevor to you? Think of me as your director. You're in my movie, you got a fun part so don't blow it.
    Jenny Randall: what movie?
    Jenny Randall: What movie?
    Ghostface: Same one Marnie's in, only her scene got cut way back. But you? You're the dumb blonde with the big tits, we'll have some fun with you before you die.
    Jenny Randall: I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole! What did you do with Marnie?
    Ghostface: She's on the cutting room floor!
    Jenny Randall: that's not funny!
    Jenny Randall: That's not funny!
    Ghostface: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live and people die, and you'd better start running! [Marnie's lifeless body was thrown through the window. Jenny stumbles Marnie's dead body.]
    Ghostface: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live and people die, and you'd better start running! [Marnie's lifeless body was thrown through the window. Jenny stumbles Marnie's dead body]


  • Deputy Jenkins: New decade, new rules.


  • Sidney Prescott: Jill...
    Jill Roberts: Hello Sidney surprise?, watch this (showing a cam from the mask) this is the part my dear cousin where the cameras, turn off....
    Jill Roberts: Hello Sidney, surprise? Watch this, [showing a cam from the mask] this is the part my dear cousin where the cameras, turn off.


  • Sidney Prescott: You broke the number one rule for remakes...Don't fuck with the original.
    Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes: Don't fuck with the original!


  • Jill Roberts: Sidney!(running to her cousin)
    Jill Roberts: Stay right there.
    Sidney Prescott: Jill? stay right there.
    Sidney Prescott: Is she?
    Deputy Hoss: is she?...
    Jill Roberts: Do not look, okay?
    Sidney Prescott: do not look okay..?
    Jill Roberts: She said you were the angel of death.
    Jill Roberts: "She" said you are the angel of death...


  • Kirby Reed: Come on Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me! Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
    Ghostface: Alright, how's the movie?
    Kirby Reed: What movie?
    Ghostface: Shaun of the Dead.
    Kirby Reed: How did you know that?
    Ghostface: Because I'm standing in the closet.


  • Chloe: [after stabbing Rachel] Did that surprise you?
    Rachel: Why?
    Chloe: Because you talk too much! [stabs Rachel again]
    Chloe: Now shut the fuck up and watch the movie.


  • Kirby Reed: WHO INVITED YOU, TREVOR?
    Kirby Reed: Who invited you, Trevor?!


  • Dewey Riley: She was right behind me.
    Dewey Riley: She was standing right behind me.
    Sidney Prescott: They always are.


  • Trudie: Did you pick a movie?
    Sherrie: Yeah, we're gonna go scary... Saw 4.
    Trudie: Ugh, I saw that in theatres; it sucks! It's not scary, it's gross... I hate all that torture porn shit.
    Trudie: Ugh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks! It's not scary, it's gross... I hate all that torture porn shit.
    Sherrie: How do you really feel?
    Trudie: [shrugs]
    Sherrie: Well, I like Jigsaw; I think he kills people very creatively.
    Sherrie: Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
    Trudie: But you don't give a shit who dies because there's no character development, it's just body parts ripping and blood spewing, blagh!


  • Ghostface: If you'd like to be in the hospital I'd be happy to put you there...in the fucking morgue!
    Ghostface: But if you want to be in the hospital, I'd he happy to put you there, in the morgue!


  • Ghostface: I'm standing in the closet.


  • Jenny Randall: That's not funny!
    Ghostface: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film, people live, people die, and you'd better start running!


  • Ghostface: I'm sorry, You Don't Have To Be A Bitch About It.
    Ghostface: I'm sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it.
    Sherrie: Eat Me.
    Sherrie: Hmm, of course I don't. Eat me.
    Ghostface: You Hang Up On Me, And I'll Cut Through Your Neck Until I Feel Bone.
    Ghostface: [yelling] You hang up on me and I'll cut through your neck until I feel bone!


  • Jill Roberts: That's Sick Right? Well Sick Is The New Sane.
    Jill Roberts: It's sick, right? Well, sick is the new sane.


  • Jill Roberts: You Don't Have To Achieve Anything! You Just Have To Have Fucked Up Shit Happen To You.
    Jill Roberts: You don't need to accomplish anything, you just need to have fucked up shit happen to you.


  • Dewey Riley: she you should write a book together with your matching wounds...
    Dewey Riley: She you should write a book together with your matching wounds.
    Gale Weathers: was she stab in the shoulders?
    Gale Weathers: Was she stabed in the shoulders?
    Dewey Riley: yeah..
    Dewey Riley: Yeah..
    Gale Weathers: how did she know i was too...?
    Gale Weathers: How did she know I was too?
    Dewey Riley: (think for a while)... shit..
    Dewey Riley: (thinks for a while) Shit.


  • Jill Roberts: You just won't die, will you? Who are you, Michael fucking Myers?


  • Trevor Sheldon: What the fuck, Jill? I loved you!
    Jill Roberts: Shut the fuck up already!


  • Charlie Walker: Did you feel that? That charge that was between us just then?
    Charlie Walker: Did you feel that? That charge that went between us just then?
    Kirby Reed: Oh, that was me. I have...powers!
    Kirby Reed: Oh that was me. I have powers!
    Charlie Walker: So sexy!


  • Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule in sequels. Don't fuck with the original.
    Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!


  • Robbie Mercer: Um. Ok. It's Friday. I'm sure we're not the only party that's going on in Woodsboro.
    Gale Weathers: Ok. Where is this circle jerk going to take place?


  • Gale Weathers: Your lemon squares taste like ass!
    Gale Weathers: Your lemon squares taste like ass.


  • Gale Weathers: Move amateurs!!
    Gale Weathers: Move amateurs!


  • Ghostface: do u wana die tonight
    Ghostface: Do u wanna die tonight?


  • Ghostface: "You know Rebecca it doesn't sound to me like your in the hospital, sounds like your in a parking garage, a dark and deserted parking garage but if you want to be in the hospital I'd be happy to put you there in the morgue!"
    Ghostface: You know Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like your in the hospital. Sounds like your in a parking garage, a dark and deserted parking garage, but if you want to be in the hospital I'd be happy to put you there!


  • Sidney Prescott: "Don't fuck with the original."
    Sidney Prescott: Don't fuck with the original.


  • Jill Roberts: Sick is the new sane.


  • Deputy Hoss: FUCK BRUCE WILLIS!
    Deputy Hoss: Fuck Bruce Willis!


  • Jill: Just die already, what are you Micheal Myers?
    Jill: Just die already! Who are you Micheal Myers?!
    Jill: Just die already! Who are you Michael Myers?!
    Jill: Just die already! Who are you, Michael Myers?!


  • Jill Roberts: I mean , Jesus i had to kill my own mom, but that was no loss.
    Jill Roberts: I mean for fuck sake my own mother had to die, no great loss there...


  • Trevor Sheldon: dont kill me, please!
    Trevor Sheldon: Don't kill me, please!
    Jill Roberts: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
    Jill Roberts: Shut the fuck up already!


  • Sidney Prescott: You forgot one rule about remakes, you don't fuck with the original.
    Sidney Prescott: You forgot one rule about remakes. You don't fuck with the original.


  • Marnie Cooper: It begs the question that if the beginning of Stab 6 is Stab 7, then is the beginning of Stab 5 Stab 6? And if so, then what's stab 4?
    Jenny Randall: ....you're over thinking it.
    Marnie Cooper: Am I? Or did the person who wrote them just under think it?


  • Rebecca Walters: Two girls- butchered! Payday! I'm so not feeling Woodsboro. I was like "lame P.R. move," right? Well, F*CK-ME-WOW!


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: Your lemon squares taste like ass.


  • Jill Roberts: shut the F*CK up already!
    Jill Roberts: Shut the F*CK up already!


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: Can I just say one more word?
    Jill Roberts: What?
    Gale Weathers-Riley: Clear.
    Jill Roberts: Clear? That's ALL you had to say?!
    Sidney Prescott: CLEAR.


  • Jill Roberts: I'm the killer. Surprise!


  • Charlie Walker: Kirby this is making a move *Stabs her* Four years of class together and you notice me now? You stupid bitch
    Charlie Walker: Four years of class together and you notice me now? You stupid bitch.


  • Sidney Prescott: Don't f*** with the original!


  • Gale Weathers: Isn't at the end of the Stab movies end with a party scene?
    Charlie Walker: yes.
    Gale Weathers: Is there a party that you guys doing or any that you know of?
    Charlie Walker: Yes, its the Stabathon. Its when we watch a marathon of all Stab movies.
    Gale Weathers: You guys have to stop it, you can't have the party in this situation.
    Charlie Walker: But we have to, we've been doing it for 3 years.


  • Ghostface: NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!!


  • Jenny Randall: I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole! What did you do with Marnie?!


  • Ghostface: This isn't fucking Trevor!


  • Jill Roberts: move your skinny ass!


  • The Voice: This is a horror flim not a comedy
    The Voice: This is a horror film, not a comedy.


  • Sidney Prescott: I think i feel better than you...


  • Charlie Walker: What's your favorite scary movie?
    Kirby Reed: Bambi!


  • Deputy Perkins: fuck bruce willis


  • Robbie Mercer: im gay, does that help.


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: Can I just say 1 more word? Clear!


  • Sidney Prescott: CLEAR!


  • Sidney Prescott: You forgot the one rule of a remake,Don't fuck with the original.


  • Sidney Prescott: "I don't know about you, but I feel a lot better."


  • Robbie Mercer: Let's cross our fingers and hope for some nudity this time.


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: Your lemon bars taste like ass


  • Ghostface: I'll cut your neck until I feeel bone


  • Kirby Reed: Does that mean I'm not gonna live as long as these two?


  • Trevor Sheldon: Anyway, what are you doing in the same house as Sidney Prescott? That's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.
    Jill Roberts: Look, you don't have a right to be in here - not any more.
    Trevor Sheldon: I heard you got a phone call from the killer.
    Jill Roberts: What do you care?
    Trevor Sheldon: Don't you think you'd be alot safer with me around?
    Jill Roberts: I don't trust you Trevor.


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: What if we could catch the killer together? Two generations of cutting-edge journalists intertwining our passions for media. What would you say?
    Robbie Mercer: I love you?


  • Gale Weathers-Riley: It's all under control, huh sherrif?
    Dewey Riley: What am I supposed to say?
    Gale Weathers-Riley: I may not be wearing a uniform, but I happen to have a lead, and you don't. So let me know when you're back on Team Gale.


  • Sidney Prescott: Don't fuck with the original.


  • Jill Roberts: The balcony!
    Sidney Prescott: There's no other way out? That's two stories.. Where's your cell?
    Jill Roberts: Here..
    Sidney Prescott: Get under the bed!
    Jill Roberts: What?
    Sidney Prescott: Just do it, ok?


  • The Voice: Welcome home, Sidney. Preview of coming events.
    Sidney Prescott: This isn't a movie.
    The Voice: It will be. I've got plans for you, you'll die when I want you to Sidney. Not a moment before and then, you're going to suffer.
    Jill Roberts: Sidney?
    Sidney Prescott: Jill?! Stay right there!
    Jill Roberts: Is she?
    Deputy Hoss: Do not look.
    Jill Roberts: She said you were the angel of death.


  • Marnie Cooper: This isn't funny!
    The Voice: This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film.


  • The Voice: Time for your last question: name the remake of the groundbreaking...
    Kirby Reed: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, Amityville Horror, Black Christmas, House of Wax, Prom Night, My Bloody Valentine! It's one of those, right?
    The Voice: None of the above!


  • Kirby Reed: Does that mean I'm not gonna live as long as these two?


  • Gale Weathers: Go ahead if you have the guts


  • Gale Weathers: What's going on?
    Dewey Riley: That's not public information!
    Gale Weathers: It's all over the internet!
    Dewey Riley: It is?!


  • Sidney Prescott: There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie...


  • Dewey Riley: One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke...
    Dewey Riley: One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.


  • Gale Weathers: "Dewey!"
    Gale Weathers: Dewey!


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