The characters are all stupid you have the black hair suave guy, the pervert nerd for some reason, the exchange student,the fat guy who cant stop playing with himself and and some blond guy who for some reason always has a tennis racket with him even to strip clubs and the beach and he never uses it. I don't even think he plays tennis. The Humor in this movie is stupid and confusing it can't decide if wants to be a slapstick comedy or a sex comedy. I remember there was one scene were it felt like a slapstick where there was a montage getting ready for prom and the camera tilts and slow and fast motion were being used for the characters. The story is interesting in the begging but this movie takes constant breaks to just mess around in scenes that have nothing at all to do with the story. Most of this movie has nothing to do with the story. I was counting down the moments when this terrible abomination would be over but the only reason why you would keep watching is because of the Boobs. Nothing else in this movie is interesting besides the Boobs. This movie was forgettable except for one scene having the worst fight sequence in movie history, and that is at the drive thru between Tim and the blond guy. The fight is pretty much hugging and humping, its not aggressive and nobody throws a punch its just mild hugging and for some reason everyone starts fighting even tho there are two people everyone randomly starts fighting or actually waving there arms around they don't push people down or punch them. So in conclusion this garbage you might still want to rent this because of the boobs but dont this is garbage its not even so bad its funny. Its dumb instead of this go watch Revenge of the Nerds, it has the same type of humor but done way better.
As the plot of Screwballs rests solely on the characters seeing the breasts of Purity Bush, a character with a clearly sexualised name, it's obvious that the film was going to be stupid. And as a teen sex comedy, to succeed it has to be sexy or funny.
One thing it surely it definitely succeeds at is being misguided, because the already stupid story is made dumber by the strange visual style that makes it seem too obviously like the terrible low budget comedy that it actually is. Intended for the pubescent male audiences, it attempts to rope audiences in with promises of breasts and a story that entails, among other things, a student having sexual relations with a teacher even though they look identical in age with the student possibly being older than the teacher. The nature of whether it succeeds is determined by the audiences who go in with truly low standards for this film. And as you can tell by the nature of the story and the quality of the sound in the film, it is absolute sh*t.
Screwballs is a male-oriented teen sex comedy, but it is too reliant on showing the idiotic nature of its male characters which isn't even ever funny. I didn't laugh once watching Screwballs and I can think of very few people who actually would. Screwballs fails the comedy sections of the film by not being funny for its attempts at humour or even for its utmost stupidity.. The characters are ridiculous and audiences are more likely to find themselves simply loathing them instead of laughing at them in the slightest.
Second of all, for a sex comedy there is insufficient nudity. I'll admit that at times when the nature of the scenes were sexual and the cinematography wasn't too stupidly far away or blurry, there were some sexy moments. But rarely did any of them actually feature any nudity. Screwballs has less nudity than The Last Temptation of Christ, and I can guarantee you that audiences are less likely to look at that film for sex appeal than they are at Screwballs. But I kid you not, the religious film The Last Temptation of Christ features more sexually provocative and appealing nudity than Screwballs, even though I'm referring to the image of Jesus Christ being crucified naked. If that doesn't appeal to you then Screwballs won't so I would suggest you not even bother trying.
Screwballs is nothing but a senseless series of poorly conceived comedy sketches which are tied together by an awfully loose plot which promises the sight of Purity Bush's breasts at the end of an endearingly unbearable 76 minute period. The audience must really determine for themselves, was it all worth it in the end. The short answer is this: nope. It simply was not. The film waits for the moment when for some reason Purity is suddenly topless and then suddenly flashes credits on the screen blocking them out for the rest of the film. There is nothing to boast about anywhere in the film.
There is a reason that you've never heard of any of the actors that were in Screwballs, except perhaps Linda Speciale for her brief appearance in the pilot episode of Breaking Bad. Its obviously because Screwballs was so terrible that I cant even be bothered writing an extensive review on it so I'll stop here and tell you to look elsewhere for entertaining cinema or nudity.
If anyone is looking for a feel good/ laugh alot movies, this is it!