Search for the Beast Reviews

  • Feb 09, 2010

    SEARCH FOR THE BEAST is the sort of film you watch with a fast-forward button, a bottle of Jack, and a revolver with one in the chamber to click at your temple periodically, just to see if luck will end the Hell this movie puts you through before it mercifully ends.

    SEARCH FOR THE BEAST is the sort of film you watch with a fast-forward button, a bottle of Jack, and a revolver with one in the chamber to click at your temple periodically, just to see if luck will end the Hell this movie puts you through before it mercifully ends.

  • Aug 22, 2009

    Any non-porn movie starring someone named "Holli Day" cannot be entirely devoid of interest. But it can be entirely devoid of quality.

    Any non-porn movie starring someone named "Holli Day" cannot be entirely devoid of interest. But it can be entirely devoid of quality.

  • May 21, 2008

    Man in monkey suit attacks people in the Deliverance wilderness of Alabama. HOOOOORIBLE acting destroys the movie with the aid of the worst gorilla costume anyone could find at a Halloween store. Most shots of the monster attacking his victims are in blurry slow-motion so the crappiness won't come through with crystal clarity. The last half of the movie is completely voiceover containing the worst dialogue I have heard in all b-movies combined giving this one a grade-z quality ("Good, now I got a gun"). Plot is incomprehensible and the comprehensible parts are filled with blatant continuity errors. Should have a negative rating; give the Oscar to Plan 9 from Outer Space. ZERO STARS

    Man in monkey suit attacks people in the Deliverance wilderness of Alabama. HOOOOORIBLE acting destroys the movie with the aid of the worst gorilla costume anyone could find at a Halloween store. Most shots of the monster attacking his victims are in blurry slow-motion so the crappiness won't come through with crystal clarity. The last half of the movie is completely voiceover containing the worst dialogue I have heard in all b-movies combined giving this one a grade-z quality ("Good, now I got a gun"). Plot is incomprehensible and the comprehensible parts are filled with blatant continuity errors. Should have a negative rating; give the Oscar to Plan 9 from Outer Space. ZERO STARS