Secret Santa


Secret Santa

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As you go over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house you think, "I'm so excited for the Christmas Eve Family Dinner. I can't wait to see all my relatives". Said no one... ever! More likely you're thinking... "Can't wait for Dad to tell me I'm going nowhere in my career? How quickly will Mom mention the ten pounds I gained this year? And will Aunt Carol, who's had five failed marriages, sarcastically ask me about my love life before or after dessert?" So ask yourself, "If they weren't your family, wouldn't you just chop them into little pieces and feed them to some reindeer?!" Well, tonight might be your chance to do just that... whether you want to or not. Welcome to Christmas Dinner at the Popes. As dysfunctional and tension causing as your family's holiday celebration. Except tonight something is different. Tonight, for some unknown reason, everyone decides to say what they think about each other. What they REALLY think about each other. All the ugly truths they've been hiding for years start splattering the table, like spoiled gravy. It isn't long until saying what you want to, becomes doing what you want to... Always wanted to kill your uncle for his racist remarks? Go ahead, do it. Make your little brother eat his words, or his own tongue? You outweigh him, go for it. Wanted to dismember mom or dad for questioning your life choices when they've made the exact same choices? Just let them try and stop you. Secret Santa lays bare all the false veneers we hide behind and shows who we really are beneath it... vicious, murderous, sick and twisted. Brought to you by the people behind Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday, Texas Chainsaw 3D and From Dusk to Dawn. Secret Santa is a wild, horrific, terrifying and oft times hysterical look at the base instincts we all hide from each other. Go ahead, join us for Christmas dinner... if you dare.


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All Critics (5)

  • Secret Santa isn't going to make it onto the Christmas horror A-list, but if it's a fun B-movie experience you're looking for, you could do a lot worse.

    Dec 2, 2018 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • To a man, woman and philandering ex-husband, every character is truly horrible.

    Nov 2, 2018 | Full Review…
  • Secret Santa is the holiday horror film to watch when you want to see a family that is more dysfunctional than your own. It is equal parts carnage and laughs, with outrageous characters that have you laughing and screaming from start to finish.

    Nov 1, 2018 | Rating: 7/10 | Full Review…
  • There's a line between homage and rip-off and I think you cross it when you quote lines in their entirety, without a lot of irony, from better movies.

    Aug 30, 2018 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
  • a snowy splatterfest that repeatedly plays upon the discrepancy between the supposedly seasonal joy of Christmas, and the seething aggressions and resentments that brew underneath... this is a vicious black comedy that packs one hell of a punch.

    Mar 13, 2018 | Full Review…

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