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Secret Things Reviews

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June 22, 2016
Why did I love this when all other critics thought it was garbage? Because it does not glorify wanton sex, drugs and carnal delusion. Lots of very hot sex and nudity followed by an evil, twisted plot of two stunning women determined to destroy men intentionally to get what they want. However it all backfires in the end. So how did we get a lovely and rewarding happy ending from all this? Watch and see for the fun of it.
October 27, 2015
A few hot scenes but other than that...
½ January 23, 2013
Deux jeunes femmes à Paris, utilisent le sexe pour avancer dans une corporation. Lots de la masturbation, les lesbiennes et les scènes de sexe à trois.
½ January 15, 2013
Was reasonably interesting for most of its duration, but throws this all away at the end. Degenerates into incredibly stupid and meaningless scenes, complete with pretentious fantasy sequences.
½ June 6, 2012
Eh.. best kept secret.
April 28, 2012
One of the best soft-core porn video I have seen in a very very long time.
November 2, 2011
Sexy and fun, and it winds up in a rather captivating morality tale. Recommended.
½ May 30, 2011
Silly, pretentious thriller that just gets more ludicrous the more it offers up insight or plot. It's completely laughable by the end.
April 24, 2011
#SECRET #THINGS Awe man...from the SIZZLING, sultry, seductive intro all the way to the twisted ending that was born out of a gorgeous plot, this movie ROXX!!! If you're looking for something that's totally to the left & not your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill drama/suspense...THIS is definitely it. The movie is in FRENCH, so if you're lazy or need hooked on PHONICS this isn't the one for you bud/budette. If you have a wonderful understanding for art, cinematography & culture this is one movie you'll love! I saw this one & bought it the same day! *WARNING* It is rather steamy so if you have kids (which i don't but i have nephews & a niece) please don't even turn it on unless they are knocked out. It's very graphic. (5 out of 5 stars Wed 9/8/2010 4:38pm Eastern)
April 10, 2011
The ultimate sex-used-as-a-weapon film; here's an eroto-thriller that's smarter than you.
½ February 12, 2011
Yeah, a bit bent sexual-wise, but the focus is more on general eroticism and the female seducing power. The writing becomes a weird ritual, poetic-attempting bliss towards the end. Not many will like that closure if they preferred serious drama instead. Entertaining anyhow.
January 10, 2011
This movie started out really well, but then fell apart by the end. What was a good, strong, interesting storyline at the beginning turned into a mess of nonsense about half an hour before the end. Overall though, this was better than I expected it to be.
July 13, 2010
Deux jeunes femmes à Paris, utilisent le sexe pour avancer dans une corporation. Lots de la masturbation, les lesbiennes et les scènes de sexe à trois.
February 9, 2010
EROTIC...with superb acting an directing...french version of eyes wide shut!
January 23, 2010
This was so good a french foreign drama that is very explicit. As with most foreign films this was unrated, and for good reason a very explicit film about two women who were fired from a strip club and choose to live together. They pledge to climb the corparate latter using sexuality. A very provactive drama that gives a very strong twist at the end. You will never look at your boss the same again after this one superb.
½ January 5, 2010
A terrible film that start with an interesting concept and decent performances from the two female leads. The film incorporates soft-core pornography around the shell of a decent thriller that ultimately collapses upon itself as it embraces the excesses it so fondly rolls out at the beginning of the film in order to attract interest. The film maintains a faint glimmer of hope throughout, that it shall find a way to become interesting before the final, ridiculous, act in which the villain reveals himself to have all the credibility of a JRPG villain. The rather pleasing ending to the film is ultimately tainted by the tedious lack of class and intelligence
½ December 15, 2009
Interesting film about power and perversion, bathing in a tense and erotic atmosphere, carried beautifully by the two lead actresses. It goes a bit downhill in the second half when the focus shifts a bit, but if you liked Brisseau's previous movie, you'll love this one.
September 20, 2009
An all-round messed up film. Who would have thought you could juxtapose a feminist world and a Marque de Sade world?
Super Reviewer
August 17, 2009
Two women, both recently fired from a strip club, make a pact to use their sexuality to secure better jobs and to advance themselves in the corporate world.

Not a bad film but not nearly as good as it pretends to be.
½ August 13, 2009
Secret Things (2002) Interesting movie I did not care for it. Two girls get fired from their job and try to scheme their way in to some wealthy pockets and business people. the younger son gets them into a sexual congress they cannot escape from. It is a some what somewhat interesting story beautifully filmed but the film just did not do much for me. (and I watch a lot of french films -I usually like most of them) Would have been more interesting if they had just gone all the way and made it an XXXX film. Some compare to Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut"- they were both a bore to me. 2 or 3 stars. not recommended.
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